The unfocused gaze, motionless eyes and flat rictus of Mr. Beast smiling at anything. You can put this face anywhere. The last panel of that comic where the dude rushes into the hospital and his wife has just miscarried. Mr. Beast standing on the rear balcony of Amon Goeth's villa overlooking the Płaszów concentration camp and slowly bringing the rifle up to his line of sight. Mr. Beast standing at the wall and gripping the plug to your mother's ventilator. Mr. Beast sitting in front of a bank of 36 screens showing hardcore simulated rape pornograpy. Mr. Beast opening a cooler and seeing a pair of kidneys on ice. Mr. Beast in an ICE uniform watching children undress in a cold cell.

kudos to kotaku for running maybe the flattest of flat-affect mr. beast photos, you can put anything over it and have it work

Dear Pope Leo, please join me and my army of sweaty otherwise-unemployables as we do racist state violence. This will change your mind.

Next week on #survivor50 The Mr. Beast beware advantage gets weird

So, like, Boomers who can't convert PDF's are using AI? That checks out.

We're getting really, really close to a point of no return regarding Iran and the USA. If there were any worthwhile politicians on the Republican side, they'd be leading the charge for removal. As it is, even the Democrats just want the war to have the proper paperwork.

I guess we know why the secretary of the Navy was forced out.

BREAKING: sources tell me 32 players will be drafted tonight. HUGE implications for the 2026 NFL Draft

I just did a mock draft, and you're right!

But hey, he's gonna miss day three of the draft so you know he really gives a shit.

We're at Bay of Pigs II before Bunker II? Come on, scriptwriters.

The smile of a sociopath

That next episode of #Survivor50 that features that weirdo might need a re-edit.

Sure he will, just like all the other stuff.

There's really only one way to be sure.

And covering up sex crimes. Look, you keep posting this, and I'll reciprocate.

Montreal Smoked Meat on Rye

Too many cooks

Seamen Soldiers

* cancels ad for 2 acrobats, a forger, a hacker and a wheelman

Damnit

They look like bus perverts.

No way! Not the guy with the plastic smile, dead-dolls eyes and a penchant for being a dick to poor people! I am shocked, shocked I say!

The sooner, the better.

Lutnick can kiss my ass.

I'm at the overthinking part of my edit where I need to remind myself that the perfect is the enemy of the good and who my audience is.

Call me a hopeless romantic if you want, but I'm gonna treat my wife to lunch. It is Whopper Wednesday, after all!

I was 13. The Ewok thing didn't bother me in the slightest. I was there for The Truth about Vader & Luke. 3 years of waiting, and what a payoff! That'll teach you, Palpatine!

I don't follow enough college football to be able to harbour any sort of valid opinion on who should go where, or how good they'll be in the NFL. Mel Kiper Jr does this shit for a living, and he sucks.

There's absolutely no point in negotiating any sort of massive trade deal as long as the US government is so unstable.

“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?”

“I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

That's right out of "Inherit the Wind"