A heartwarming story of... (checks notes)... an elderly grandmother in the richest country in the world who delivers fast food so that her sick husband doesn't die of a treatable illness

Screengrab of a post commending this photo as "Picture of the century" and crediting "Science Tube." I drew a red slash across it.

Sorry, this is another AI fake: no scorching on a spacecraft that hit the atmosphere at almost 25,000 mph, and the parachutes and risers are way too small. Whoever "Science Tube" is, you shouldn't rely on them for truth.

The real images on NASA's site are amazing enough: images.nasa.gov

The irony of them celebrating this without realizing it is bad for the economy... Also it's just unamerican

Always learning about new places from your skeets!

Always trust a dog’s intuition.

🫪

Nothing keeps your partner on their toes quiet like screaming in your sleep during your dream.

Every accusation is an admission. This is getting old ...

Let's just say wearing a "Gulf of America" hat with a shirt that says "Fuck Those Kids" ... Doesnt send the message you think it does in 2026, sir.

Get well soon!

Hell. Fucking. Yeah.

Shane Hollander (Hudson Williams)

Ilya Rozanov (Connor Storrie)

Dearest, darlingest My dear
Momsie and father
Popsicle

Some days I am hopeful... And then

Productivity is overrated when there is unconditional love sleeping on you.

I feel like that's ... An oxymoron

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

it's wild how big tech forced technology on us that
* doesn't work the way they say it does
*most people are ill-equipped to use, and
* induces psychosis in otherwise stable individuals
And all anyone ever says is "better get used to it, it's here to stay"

I'm speaking, of course, about printers

As someone belonging to one of a multitude of marginalised communities frequently scapegoated as harming children. Can we please finally admit the problem is always, has always been, WILL ALWAYS BE the goddamn scapegoaters?!

So funny, but also probably true.

Or a high-speed rail network... Ah hell, if I'm reaching for the stars I'll say morals! Actual morals, though. Not evangelical "mOrALs"

Wrong Home Alone 2 star

😡🤬😡 People are awful & short sighted. Not only are there so many fallacies here, as others note, but this is so ill-targeted. As a gay person I also want to protect children bc we *should* be a morally developed society. Instead, pedophiles are elected and not held accountable. 🤯🤬

Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

Kind of a great way to tell readers you're out of touch without actually saying it

RFK's CDC:

If you have ice melt, it will get it started. Made a slushy mess on my sidewalk and it was easier

Same!

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

Gooning on main?