There's more where this came from, but frankly we have to space it out to prevent fear from spreading.

Found a treasure trove by the way.

Torn between crying and rocking back & forth at this. And wanting to slowly gnaw through his taffy like skin.

Solas after coming out of uthenara and subsisting on the ambient magic of the fade or whatever the hell.

Feeding him 10000 orlesian frilly cakes immediately.

POV: You're a Solavellan that got a little Too Excited

10/10 we see tongue

10000000000000000000000000/10 we think we're the ones actually cursed after seeing this this creature is going to show up in our NIGHTMARES tonight

Our Savior....

Ouchie Ouch.

Can we get a gratuitous scene of Sexy but instead of one of the women characters it's just Iron Bull.

Take that, Joss Whedon.

"Felassan? SMASH."

a picture of solas from dragon age veilguard disintegrating

vhenan before i disintegrate i must tell you... I lo-

like if u crode....

10/10 we love bald solas but solas bald because he's DISINTEGRATING is absolutely fucking terrifying

bald elf solas dragon age veilguard with glowing baja blast colored eyeballs taken by @zamonolith.bsky.social

when she baja blast me until my veil come down

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other and talking . Alt: Centipede and Ms Spider from james and the giant peach standing next to each other and talking .

Don't look at us like that, we know some of you freaks had a crush on Ms Spider from james and the giant peach.

She'd eat Solas tho fr. Sad.

Biblically Accurate Solas

9/10 because we are afraid a little bit, he also kinda looks like a spider. But a sexy spider.

We don't think we need to elaborate on what they look like.

Solas from dragon age inquisition

Solas from dragon age inquisition zoomed in to his eyelids which are shut and also bald

You're probably like "wtf intern this isn't cursed at all." And that's where you'd be absolutely dead ass wrong.

Sometimes Solas has what we in the biz call "bald lashes" where his eyes look as bald as his head and its deeply upsetting to witness

Have a video instead, with whatever the fucks going on between these two. The elfroot that makes you gay, probably. And brother - do they get high.

i say this but now I've gotta make sure I've got a fucked up picture to post when photos come back agh backfired

Bluesky took away photos because we were simply too powerful.

We'd love to show you a new cursed solas image but ir abelas, vhenans. We cannot. But damn it woulda been soooo good.

Imagine the skrungliest fucked up ancient trembling white dog picture of Solas ever.

DEEPLY distressing however now we are simply imagining his little wisp spirit form popping out of his mouth.

Not sure if its horrifying or cute imagery but alas.

And the back is so bulbous? Like you could squeeze it like a stress ball. And frankly, after seeing these pics, I am stressed enough to need one.

This feels cursed on the basis of, his head at this angle feels off. It feels wrong. What's going on here. It's almost square ish. We don't like this 3/10, what is going on.

inquisitor niamh lavellan behind bars for crimes she definitely didn't commit, look at her.

sorry i am being sent to jail rn.

an upward view of solas from dragon age veilguard with his eyes closed pov you are a lavellan if you're into that. @zamonolith.bsky.social

i do have quite a few pics saved now thanks to lucinelle but i dont want to post all of them in one day and blow the entire load like how in this picture solas is about t-

solas stretched out looking like cassandra from doctor who moisturize him taken by @zamonolith.bsky.social

if you do want your name attached to whatever monstrosity that you submit, i will tag your account in the alt text, just fyi!

solas looking down with blonde hair and his eyes looking weird taken by @zamonolith.bsky.social

solas looking down with blonde hair and his eyes looking weird taken by @zamonolith.bsky.social

these pictures are fucked up and cursed for many reasons, but the #1 reason is that he's blonde. terrifying. 10/10

Solas from Dragon Age Inquisition after eating a lit candle and holding it in his mouth.

more will be added as i see fit

solas from dragon age inquisition tposing like a fool

oh almost forgot

"I actually Really Fucking Hate Solas, get this bald man OFF my skyline."
buddy, he dumped my Lavellan in a Swamp with wyverns, you think I don't wanna strangle him sometimes too? relax though. you can mute or block. or simply enjoy da ride... we're all friends here.

DMs are open. see the FAQ pinned as to how to submit your own cursed solas' because we dont have pictures in dms yet (upload to imgur or some other site and send me the direct link.) ok bye

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