we are living under fascism right now

I was not prepared for my daughter to start brining friends home, what the hell do I even do

17.

I think I would rather kill myself than watch Arcane

#art #dbz #ink

Fuck it we ball

Me: *giggles like a dude*

Also me: *gets arrested for manslaughter*

Crying at Ponyo cause I don’t want my little girl to get older :(

#art #batman #marker

Bilbo lies in a shrimp formation on his mum's chest as they both lie comfortably on the sofa. His eyes are closed, happily saying "big boys have big hearts"

big bboys ... have big harts

Food I cooked for lunch taste like shit I’m gonna kill myself

When I make a mistake and don’t die instantly I’m like. Ok. I won’t learn anything from this

I should kill Jake Paul

Type shit

Feel like this eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chocolate milk at 2am

Does anyone have any tips for getting weed out your system before a drug test

He doesn’t like me gaming

guy peeing in his own mouth Lol

good evening bluesky how are we doing tonight

Switching apps and becoming a girl dad guy

This chicken tikka masala has me feeling so fucking freaky oh my god

I am officially announcing my campaign for 2024 president United States!! There will be no money no bad guys no schools. boys job will be video games girl jobs will be shopping and babys and dogs job will be PLAY. WITH. TOYS. there is world piece and nobody will die except people I don’t like

Taiko just dropped on PC today, the big Stardew console update came out a few days ago, and Arcane season 2 drops on the 9th(?).

Some distraction suggestions from me to y’all bc this is definitely my plan for the next week, lol.

It makes me so fucking sick man. Having a daughter is so scary man

I believe in you bobo

Shit is so fucking miserable rn