I know this isn’t important but that map style is freaking me out.

Or, not? I mean, what better way to find out you were actually doing it right all this time? 😂

So what you’re telling me is that he was confirmed?

I’m starting to think only people in the tri-state area are the only ones with a grasp of the Mafia…

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They have Superior Security.

It’s not my numbness I’m concerned about, it is the numbness of the DOJ. They have been in a full coma since J6, minimum.

Just needed the Pope to pop in and Donald’s embolism would be heard around the world. 😂

“Vitamin C and NOT drinking sea water now optional for sailors the Navy announced today”

lol that will work out real well.

Finally getting that pirogi eh?

And here I thought I liked chicken Cesar wraps because they were tasty and delicious. Turns out, I’m generationally predisposed to liking chicken Cesar wraps. 🫠

theonion.info

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Booking <dot> oh no!

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I’m my own favorite dinosaur.

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That’s like this, but with the Pope and a bunch of Bishops.

“Dear Internet, if you are listening…”

“You there! What day is today?”

If that’s true, then the pillow isn’t in the correct position.

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Where we’re going, we don’t need logic.

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“Did you ever hear about the invention of the paper clip?”

Why is her stylist being asked about this?

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I assume we’re in the dot…

Bluesky allows 4chan links now?

Love you, but I’ll take your word. Like others, I’m not clicking that crap.

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Here here! The poor guy was in pain, his little finger hurt and dude didn’t offer to kiss it to make it feel better. Shame.

Looking forward to 2029 when we say the US can bomb Hegseth’s garage with impunity.

“You good bro?”

Bro:

“…interests are Yard, Water from Hose (Biting), and Cheese…”

Same…

lol I watched that when it came out because of the cast, but then remembered I was 14 and had no real understanding of geopolitics. Probably should revisit that movie. 🤔

Kuato hungers…

Sounds like you’re calling Google a sucker. 🫠