I saw R.E.M. at the blender

i saw u2 at grendel's lair

put THAT in your corset and cinch it!

in this kind of mindframe we're all proned to divulge into chaos

you're just slinging mud at the wall and seeing what hits the fan

“How high should anyone count?” -Scott Aukerman 6 minutes into the first 2025 Best-of episode

Saturday, January 10, 2026

🫓 just finished backdating about 8000 tweets so I can pick up where i left off. Also the crossword app requires an iOS update and I refuse to planned obsolescence-ify my precious iPhone SE. anyway ROTI 🫓

In 2026 we’re taking off our screen protectors

Russell Dickerson? I barely

TAKE THE SHOT

s/o to shingle springs

Just a quick heads up…personalized recommendations are now found in Home

GAMER POST: Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver…one of the worst games I’ve ever played? How did this thing ever gain its reputation…it’s so bad………..

Kenny Loggins in the produce section:

Peas
Celery and corn

Fulton Avenue is centrally located in the heart of Sacramento County and the heart of the greater Sacramento Region. It is an area that was originally crossed by the Pony Express and has a rich historical significance.

there are five dogs

woman with hairstyle that hasn’t been seen in 4 decades: “……..bed?”

audience: [disdainful jeering]

Gene Rayburn: “…the lady says, ‘bed.’”

Remind me of this in 9999 days @ReminderBot @Bookmarkly @Remind_Me_Later @Remindmebot @RemindMeIn @RemindMe @SaveThis_Post
@Favstar @Pontifex

“Truly, I say unto you” was Jesus’s “1, 2, 3, eyes on me”

“Yeah I’m from the universe with

•bearenstein bears
•no sinbad shazam movie
•during the first half of 2024, the youtube add to playlist button was in a drop-down menu with a + icon that would automatically add to the most recently edited playlist”

The YouTube UI design team is actually a cutting edge theoretical physics research team, tasked with pushing parallel universes to the absolute limit with infinitesimally smaller mandela effect changes to the placement of buttons

Sunday, December 7, 2025

🫓 anybody got a ROTI to spare 🫓

Spotify absolutely flooded with artists named “______ _____ Trio” which are almost certainly AI, if not the music equivalent of a white label

I bring a sort of

avant-garde improvisational freeform jazz

vibe to

the classroom christmas music playlist

that

6-year-olds

don’t really like

Saturday, November 22, 2025

🫓 ROTI with a side of KORMA 🫓

S & G more than carpet 😜
where quality is affordable 😳

not the crochet Jesus in the labubu case 😭

don't care. GLENN BECK SNAPCHAT CODE