"Sea Ferring" by Butthole Surfers
🎵Like a tick farm, like a seahorse
Like a graveyard, like a moron
Like a girlfriend, like a tissue
Like a cardboard, like a brick wall
Like a dream waiting to be ...🎶
Awww... They're little shamrocks, just in time for Easter!
It is migration season
*runs back to swimming pool*
She told me she is, indeed, the president of money. We chatted about the topic while we were on the phone completing my reverse mortgage application and subscription to Jardiance.
I tend to have to switch between standard and drop-D too much. Then I get a bright idea like "ooh, I'll play the rhythm part to King Diamond's 'Insanity'" and have to tune to E-B-E-A-B-E...
Oscar likes the one with mice. I'll send you the link later. I put it on full screen on one monitor while I work on another, and he'll watch for a while before getting on the desk and trying to bite the mice.
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
—FDR, 1937
I'm at urgent care this morning. Penny went outside for a couple 30-second cat missions, and Oscar couldn't be bothered to get off the sofa.
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Trying to shovel the driveway before the sleet makes it impossible
You'll have a very heavy tarp to deal with. Plus you're more likely to dump snow all over yourself with a tarp.
It has begun.
The crap should start around midnight. They're currently calling for 7 inches of snow and 2 inches of sleet. And a little freezing rain to top it off
Just like Rome
We fell asleep when we got spoiled
Ignore human rights in the rest of the world
You might as well lose your own
...
If someone came for you one night
And dragged you away
Do you really think your neighbors would even care?
Must... pet.... cat belly!
Probably both. I do remember you from Twitter, and I did watch some of your YouTube videos. And I use the same profile pic here that I used in Twitter, so that may seem familiar.
I had to be quick with the camera
Happy new year!
Is it possible the plumber brought a jackal or a pack of hyenas in his toolbox?
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
Bootiful and glamorous! You look ready for some serious loitering!
Oscar bites me when he's really happy and wants pets
I'm glad to see you back!
It's snowing now, but maybe it will clear up by tonight
Happy to help!
The werewolf seems to be phasing out again. Please make the necessary adjustments to anchor her to our universe before calamity ensues!