YESSSSSSSS! PROUD OF YOU

Brak has been canceled for a kissing incident on live local news. Eye witnesses said “I guess he was just feeling himself, y’know? I wasn’t too bothered by it, but I am still finding felt on my tongue.”

We’ll follow this story as it develops.

trump talks like how they write dialog in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA, with the WORDS IN RED being emphasized, quite frankly

they call it SKIMMABLE dialog, skimmable

Hell yes. Our state constitution, once again, proves too strong for these fuckers to get around. I didn’t expect 5-2 at all, especially with the makeup of the court.

We shall meowvercome.

If the world ends tonight, I just have one thing to say.

Fuck every last one of you who got us here, you absolute pieces of shit.

If not, carry on. But still fuck you all. I guess that’s my post Easter message.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

W take

I’m glad you had such a good time. I hope you also made some connections that will prove fruitful in the future!

💬How much do I need to pay to be in on Trumps insider trading WhatsApp group chat?

Grats, Andy! You’ll be a hit there!

meaningFUL

I’m on to you, Jon Oliver.

Eepy

Even the people who love you the most in this life are molecularly repulsed by your touch.

That’s incredible. “No stop” “why openclaw?!”

If you grew up with Asheron’s Call, RuneScape or early EverQuest, you owe yourself to check out the Project Gorgon demo. I forgot what is was like to have an MMO with so much old school life in it. Is it grindy? Hell yeah, that’s how you get better. Does it look crappy? Yeah. But that isnt the focus

Y’all remember when good pizzas were 13 dollars for a big ass pie? And you were seem like “yeesh, 13? Well, we’re splurging so it’s cool.”

Anyway they are 25 bucks now.

Like, how can a company with the same owner acquire another? Normally we hear about companies being split, but not in trumps America

Missed opportunity for BDubs to have a “Wings for Marie” ad running in the break.

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We should just call it “Trumpwashing” at this point. Sanewashing isn’t specific enough - the media establishment has never give so out of their way to make someone look coherent and competent.

It works!

This song has also been on my mind lately.

This administration killed Good.

This won’t stop until all these people are in jail. Trump isn’t leading anything - he never was anything more than a figurehead.

THAT’S my fuckin’ rep.

I am currently developing my Nancy Drew script where she uses ChatGPT to solve crimes, becomes a raving lunatic, and ends up participating in Jan 6th.

And no one can stop me!

hello mememan

Bro. Nice AI hog.

Man, fuck Biden.

He did nothing about the coup. The fake electors scheme. The Russia connections. The full on proof that Trump is a pedophile and accessory to child murderer.

“We can’t exert control over the justice department.” Uh huh. So you tell them to do nothing instead?!