my liege told me maidens keep flattening his jesters so I asked how many jesters he has and he says he just goes to the mummers troupe and gets a new jester afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding jesters to maidens and then his vizier started crying
just paste the text into the site search; saying any more would be against the spirit of things
Lizzie I couldn't see them on Monday and I was so cut up about it, I hope you have the best time
when you know the context yeah
sabrina carpenter facially expressing her opinion of an arabic zaghrouta
when i see someone's xenophobia being laundered through a reaction image
i don't think the sun has done his skin any favours, man is only three years older than me but looks like my belt
we've crossed a threshold, first picture where he looks like a mid-50yo industrial arts teacher
at a pier, white illustration on black pole, picture of a shark and various phrases: aim high, dream big, beer, steel city, love, peace, tattoos, nrl, fear, karaoke, hunter river, love your mum
great bit of public art at Queens Wharf
Dog with its nose in a bush. Text: "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush."
This is me at the supermarket cheese fridge looking for the Scottish cheddar infused with pear schnapps, which I think I'm never seeing again unless I travel to the Isle of Kintyre
white folks deliriously happy that a lampoonable name is attached to another white guy for once
Well! If it's that easy then I'm sure they can find satisfied trans people to talk about how easy the process was for them.
See the photographer Chris Killip discussing this and other photos from Skinningrove here www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENzA...
‘Simon Being Taken out to Sea for the First Time since His Father Drowned’, Skinningrove, North Yorkshire, 1983, photo by Chris Killip. Weekly ritual to prevent him becoming afraid of the sea, where the community earned its living.
That's right Rich Jnr
it's so embarrassing for humans that doing it still looks like this 100 million years later
time to create a startup on paper, generate some buzz, fill its email and jira with nothing but LLM nonsense, then 'go broke' and cash out
I am willing to bet they would do a short article about an international comedian coming to little old regional Newcastle. They interviewed the guy from Everclear when he was out here last
The dipping sauce ain't great
Are you doing any press with the Newcastle Herald? I hope more people than just me have bought a ticket
Tom Wilkinson's spin at the end www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKcx...
It's been thirty years since the editors of La Trobe's student newspaper Rabelais were prosecuted for printing "The Art of Shoplifting"; I'm not actually sure whether it's still illegal to link to a copy of it
"Rate rise triggered by group least exposed to rate rise"
ABC News headline "Why oil refineries are designed not to catch fire"
This had better be the world's shortest article
oh you're that kind of person
all I'm saying is it's interesting to complain China is helping Iran target military bases when the USA is helping Israel murder children
interesting. which superpower did israel acquire its bombers from
I'm being completely serious when I say the world needs new child-friendly parody songs that are tolerable to parents
bit weird that one refinery and two ammonia plants (Orica Kooragang, Yara Pilbara) have had major issues in the weeks since the Iran war started
@papapishu.bsky.social this is cool but so heavy that if I ever drop it on my face while working overhead it's going to kill me
