“It's all trickery. They keep you down and when they piss off some other country, you have to fight for them! It's only your country when they want you to get killed!” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Tuesday April 21, 2026 - Day 457
Now you know why they call him Merry.
Have a great one to those that celebrate (not me, gives me a migraine and makes me paranoid).
#Tolkien420 #LongBottomLeaf
"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters, it was never very clear to anyone what had happened.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Monday April 20, 2026 - Day 456
“... being assassinated is natural causes for a king.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Sunday April 19, 2026 - Day 455
The wisdom of Frank
“Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Saturday April 18, 2026 - Day 454
“He waited patiently until the uproar had died away. It was amazing, he thought, how people would argue against figures on no better basis than ‘they must be wrong’.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Friday April 17, 2026 - Day 453
“It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Thursday April 16, 2026 - Day 452
No, they are the Brown Shirts. And since they are too stupid, they have no idea what happened to the Brown Shirts when their usefulness was over.
Today marks the day when the unsinkable, sank.
#Titanic
“Somewhere deep inside his mind, somewhere beyond the event horizon of rationality, the sheer pressure of insanity had hammered his madness into something harder than diamond.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Wednesday April 15, 2026 - Day 451
“He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of tinfoil, when really all you need to do to obtain one is work your arse off in the open air everyday.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Tuesday April 14, 2026 - Day 450
“There’s nothing more terrible than someone out to do the world a favor.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Monday April 13, 2026 - Day 449
“The only appropriate state of mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of heart is joy.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Sunday April 12, 2026 - Day 448
“Humans are always slightly lost. It's a basic characteristic.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Saturday April 11, 2026 - Day 447
“We ain’t going to curse anyone, it hardly ever works if they don’t know you’ve done it.” ― Terry Pratchett
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Stardate Friday April 10, 2026 - Day 446
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