I'm a horndog; I like the taste as is 💜😆🥰

Hi, thighs! Oh, I mean guy! Hi, guy 😅😁🥰

A highly detailed photo of a field mouse snuggled up asleep inside a purple and yellow flower.

I just found out that tiny little field mice climb into flowers like tulips and take little naps in them like hammocks and I feel like this information is too important for me not to share with anyone. 🥹

Okay, but I don't want a gold star, I want a mushroom stamp 😇🥰💜

a woman is laughing with the words * snort * written on her shirt Alt: a woman is laughing with the words * snort * in front of her

🤣🥰

a man in a blue jacket with the words hopeful anticipation on the bottom Alt: a man in a blue jacket with the words hopeful anticipation on the bottom

Taste test? 😅🥰💜

a man wearing a black work hard t-shirt adjusts his cowboy hat Alt: a man wearing a black t-shirt fans himself with his cowboy hat

Ooo, when they get a lil bleeding eyebrow cut or fat lip? 🥵🥵🥵 (Yes I know, that ain't normal 🤣)

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

glass creacent moon pendant etched with a filigree inlay.

scotch glass etched with an art deco d20 dice design

If anyone is in the market for some fancy baubles, I'm trying to finance a salad the size of my head because I just got the most wicked craving for one.

Come on down and check out the wares, capitalism sucks but it's what we got...for now.

ko-fi.com/mcetching

😄😄😄

I would like him to lay on me like a muscly weighted blanket 🥰🥰🥰

I had a Scorponok when I was a kid! He was my fave 💜💜💜

a woman in a pink sweater is eating a skewer of oranges on a stick Alt: a man in a pink sweater is eating a skewer of tangerines

😇😇😇

Ew! Pass! Nazi dick doesn't get to touch my hole 😫

People understand consent when it’s a conversation involving gay men and straight men. But when it’s straight men and straight women, comprehension is no where to be found.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . Alt: Fozzie the Bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

That's the only kind of cake that you frost *after* you eat it 😁

a woman in a sparkly dress is dancing on stage Alt: a woman in a sparkly dress is pantomiming motorboating breasts

💜💜💜

Holy shit! 😲😲😲

Aaaaagh, that woman, ISTFG 😫😫😫

A Republican running as a Democrat?

おいしそう🥰🥰🥰

a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . Alt: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .

🥰🥰🥰

guy about to invent the pokeball:

😍😲✨

a woman in a black jacket is carrying shopping bags in front of a building Alt: a woman in a black jacket is carrying shopping bags in front of a building

Haaaaa, I snort-laughed 😆💜

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them

"Class war my asshole" ✨✨✨

I AM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have most of mine on a bookshelf, but I live alone 😇😇😇

🤣💜😁