stupid idoit t @peeholelicker being avoidant is so humiliating like sorry l Didn't reply because i was scared and then i Still didn't reply because too much time passed. Sorry

I’m at ICE HQ

Leaving typos in customer communications so they know they're talking to a real person and not an ai

Conan O'Brien calls out certain pedophiles in America in Oscars monologue:

“It's the first time since 2012 there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'”

An orange cat sprawled out on a computer desk, covering half of a mouse pad. He's facing away from the camera. A work program is open in the background on the computer monitor.

#WFHproblems

this was a mistake because now it's a whole geopolitical political conversation that im struggling to follow. i will leave this correction to a later edit since it's not super important to anyone but me atm

like??? this is for a short throwaway line about a random dude who has no overall importance to the story, but upon editing i'm going, 'but does this make sense?'

anyway gotta bug my polisci expert (my fiance) on why we didn't catch this a million drafts ago lol

me: okay, but does it make sense that [Mexico] would be going to war with [Canada] with [US] in the middle? would it make more sense for [Mexico] going to war with [Cuba]?
*obvs not real country names*

just sitting here, pondering minor story detail edits reader's will probably take no notice of but i care deeply about making make sense

Yeah I agree, I don't think Elliot is a great fit for Shaggy, and his casting isn't even confirmed. If it turns out to be true we could be surprised. These fans just were super transphobic in misgendering and deadnaming him in addition to saying he wasn't a good pick.

@ our new upstairs neighbors: I promise we don't make a habit of vacuuming at 10pm, this is an extenuating circumstance

Nothing more ominous than your Bluetooth ear buds saying "be aware" and nothing else as you turn them on

Our one cat keeps pulling the shotgun out from its spot, should we be concerned?

I'm not sure if it's official or a wish-cast thing but what I saw was Elliot Page being cast as Shaggy.

I only knew they were making a new live action Scooby Doo bc transphobes on FB are big mad about Shaggy's casting

Did you know:

ICE agents are cowards? They are untrained & weak? They are sniveling little Nazis who kill when they feel belittled & frustrated, & when made to feel ACTUAL fear they will abandon their Righteous Cause in moments?

Did you know:

You can beat them? You can do it now?

I just want it to be really clear, to people from out of the area, if they see pictures of fires in Minneapolis: THEY WERE STARTED BY ICE. NOT BY PROTESTERS. NOT BY RESIDENTS.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

norman rockwell's freedom of speech guy

I don't like the death squads

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"

"Time for bed" in the Mamdani campaign font

99% of her problems are management issues. The other 1% is the same shtick that people who wfh don't actually work.

Listening to my mom go on an anti-wfh/hybrid work rant is always soooooo fun 🙄

literally like a 15 ft Christmas tree covered in pink lawn flamingos

meet me at the pink flamingo xmas tree in 20 mins if u want an ass kicking

*sadly removes my clown shoes and make-up while giving my clown nose one sad, solitary, honk*

Oh boy, almost time for the game awards! *proceeds to put on my clown shoes and make-up*