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Posts by Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐

Y'know, if they DO ever induct Weird Al Yankovic into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, I kinda hope they have a bunch of the acts he parodies perform his versions of their songs. Capped off with Devo performing "Dare To Be Stupid".

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Y'know, for a crowd that rallied against Sharia law in the US (when it was never gonna happen), they sure do seem to love a lot of its tenets....

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Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

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“Keep men out of women’s sports!” Lol

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They blocked me, too! Don't know why. I'm nobody.

They blocked me, too! Don't know why. I'm nobody.

How 'bout that....

Well, at least I'm in good company.

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A screenshot showing the account for @why.bsky.team having blocked me for reasons not even God could fathom.

A screenshot showing the account for @why.bsky.team having blocked me for reasons not even God could fathom.

How fragile do you have to be to just wantonly block everyone who’s ever criticized your platform? You’re not making yourselves look any better with this shit.

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They blocked ME, too! I don't get it, either.

They blocked ME, too! I don't get it, either.

I know, right?

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Tonight, my mission is turn bluesky into a pro wrestling site. Not sure if it'll work. Something called "AEW Dynamite" airs today. It should be a good show.

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A screencap of (at)why(dot)bsky(dot)team's bluesky account. Their icon is blurred and no messages are showing up because for some reason, they've blocked me.

A screencap of (at)why(dot)bsky(dot)team's bluesky account. Their icon is blurred and no messages are showing up because for some reason, they've blocked me.

Huh.

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Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

I think there should be a Road to Redemption! If Carlson does nothing but selfless acts of real service for the rest of his days, and never broadcasts again, never ever… he can be forgiven as early as the year 2739. It’s a good deal! www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

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Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

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This is one of the best pieces of pop culture writing I've read in the past couple of years. These excerpts are great but you need to read how the build to that last one. Goddamn. Thank you @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social and @popheist.com

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In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

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Oh, please please please have an Acme corporate takeover storyline....

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Brodie Lee
Jericho
Young Bucks
(Don't hate me for this) Britt Baker

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Saw some posts talking about the first class of the AEW Hall of Fame.

My picks would be:
Moxley
Jericho
Kenny
Brodie Lee

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An enamel pin of a dark blue shark inside a clear plastic bag filled with water, tied at the top like a prize from a fair.

An enamel pin of a dark blue shark inside a clear plastic bag filled with water, tied at the top like a prize from a fair.

Back in the day, you could go to any carnival and win a fully grown shark in a plastic bag. But you can't do that anymore, because of woke. So the best I can offer you is today's Low Quality Ad, this Pet Shark Pin.
collabs.shop/qlm24e

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Baggie shark, doo doo da doo da doo
Baggie shark, doo doo da doo da doo
Baggie shark, doo doo da doo da doo
Baggie shark

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Ain't no way I'm watching that horse shit, brother.

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The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats.

(We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)

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Look, I’m just saying, maybe if fuckin Mamaw had cycled Titanic into their daily Terminator 2 marathons, JD might’ve known how to negotiate the forks at Yale. bsky.app/profile/chas...

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why.bsky.team is shown as “user is blocking you”

why.bsky.team is shown as “user is blocking you”

Pretty sure one of the bsky team blocked me just because I shared one of the posts mocking the website situation.

I’ve literally never interacted with em.

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I was a mod on a friggin' TV forum for years, and one of our hard and fast rules was "staff isn't allowed to block anybody".

You'd think that a full-fledged social media site would have more integrity.

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Fisherman. We're blowing up fishing boats.

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Seeing people say AEW should do some kind of super show in the states to go head to head with SaudiMania next year, but I feel like people aren't necessarily clamoring to travel to America in the numbers y'all are talking about anytime soon either.

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Alberta announces move to 1950s time EDMONTON — After weeks of speculation, Alberta’s United Conservative government has announced that the province will be moving to the 1950s on a full-time basis. “Many Albertans just aren’t comfortabl...

Alberta announces move to 1950s time

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A War of the Ages

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

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He's mad that Trump isn't *enough* of a Nazi, you monumentally useless buffoons

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About 95% of the world's problems could be solved if we all embraced solar and wind power, but the oil industry owns too many politicians.

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There is more than enough food to feed everyone on this planet, and more than enough room to house everybody, but world leaders and the billionaire class are all hoarding it.

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