@daveweigel.bsky.social do the thing

[inserting the second missile key and turning it on my mark] taking more than 20 seconds to order your coffee should be punishable by a $50 fine

Dial 555-555-55555555555555 JUST KEEP HITTING 5 UNTIL I PICK UP!

Damn they let you guys publish this?

Now I really hate him

bsky.app/profile/prop...

Ahem

It's tempting!

I hear this - but (and I'm NOT pointing a finger, I just feel like we all see this happen a lot) herein lies the road to ruin. Throwing in with the actually-dangerous vs the very annoying.

Resident Evil Requiem is a video game about a woman named Grace who's having a very bad time and a man named Leon who's having a very good time

If you're just joining us, Levon Honkers is giving Bluesky enigmatic clues about a secret treasure

1000%

I think it must be so nice to prioritize “guys who annoy me” over “guys stripping the country for parts and building concentration camps”

I also keep up with your conservative family and can confirm

Everyone here is 41 you’re fine

Quick question: fucking what?

It’s very unsettling

Model?

Ooh I missed it what did it say?!

That’s my good friend Peter Frampton

Hundred and worst airborne

Gerstmann is cleaning up!

Exactly the same on my end - all solo and I’m getting absolutely destroyed without backup. Something about the learning curve here is either really tricky or I’m getting older faster than I thought.

Are you playing all solo?

This is because they’re incapable of happiness

And that’s a fucking stone cold bummer in and of itself

oh my god do I ever feel seen with this

Assassin's Creed: Teapot Dome