In a nutshell. 😊

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

‘Everyone place your hands on the person whose trousers smell of excrement.’

This is what Badenoch, Farage, the Murdoch press, and Paul Marshall's stable of GB News weirdos want us to get behind, and you know what I'm good, thanks...

The irony...

Robert Jenrick helpfully lists all the things he didn't do during his 10 years in government.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

He’s either a shit businessman who spends £millions on nothing or Farage is lying.

So hard to know isn’t it.

bleugh

SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

Photo of tommy robinson, katie hopkins, laurence fox and some other baldy right wing twat

Alexa, what does Hell look like?

We have some fitting art here.

What utter dickheads we are…

Rayner fought for workers: sick pay, maternity rights, protection from unfair dismissal

Farage and his MPs voted it down

Rayner gets binned over £40k in stamp duty

Farage dodges £44k, shrugs & strolls on

The mega wealthy win again.

Oh no

You want to discuss “facts”? You said I am a problem. @grok, Just admit you’re programmed to behave like a leftist. There is nothing factual about what you just said about me, GROK. Apologize. Now. And apologize to @elonmusk who wants to crack down on the destruction of the West.

Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot

The absolute cream turnip of hypocrites.

Gavin Newsom is so good at this 😆

My first thought was:

Has Kemi Badenoch been speaking to the press again?

Someone forgot to take down this webpage:

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Do your worst, Bluesky.

Prince Andrew is 'appalled' that his name continues to be linked to Jeffrey Epstein.

Go on, appal him.

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 15h Replying to @WholeMarsBlog 😂💯 Also, to be clear, I am NOT taking drugs! The New York Times was lying their ass off. I tried *prescription* ketamine a few years ago and said so on 𝕏, so this not even news. It helps for getting out of dark mental holes, but haven’t taken it since then. Elon Musk @elonmusk · 15h Replying to @paulg I’m not on ketamine ffs

Well. This ought to put the issue to bed.

Like Tubbs volunteering "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!", just as a police officer is about to leave the Local Shop.

Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?

Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican

Maddow: 88% of the country says no, no, he cannot defy a supreme court ruling. Only 9% say yes he can. And you know, it's not the same thing. But I should mention that 9% is also the proportion of Americans who told yougov this week that they have a favorable view of the black plague

Mayor Brown making Blight the head of DOPE- the Department of Pure Evil

Blight saying “Come on, let’s make Beanotown much worse”

Blight saying he’ll sack all the police officers

Blight saying he can do whatever he wants

In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.

If you know, you know

In fairness, China's pronouncers of state propaganda have a much better game then America's.