we’re so back

clyde absolutely dripped the fuck out for the knicks charter flight, look out atlanta! 💧💧💧💧💧

yo your butt looks amaaaaaazing! and those jeans!! 😍

welp, guess who needs another root canal 😫

took like six weeks until i started actually receiving money when was on it a few years ago iirc

also: hopefully when the knicks bring home the chip in two months 🤞

we’re faggots and the faggots will win

tiktok screenshot from @Shrimp&Grits, it’s a girl who kinda looks like deuce mcbride taking a mirror selfie, text reads “I ignored this man cat calling me at the gas station and he said “Don’t nobody want you anyway, looking like Duece McBride” & I -“

women who look like deuce mcbride….. hello

another knicks playoff run means the return of deuce mcbride’s moose dick bride 👰🏻‍♀️

me kneeling on my bed leaning towards the camera holding up two fingers and sticking my tongue out, i’m wearing a hot pink leather vest that shows off my cleavage and a black leather skirt, plus a pink heart necklace and a jade bracelet

me kneeling on my bed leaning towards the camera pretending to smoke a syringe full of estrogen like a cigarette, i’m wearing a hot pink leather vest that shows off my cleavage and a black leather skirt, plus a pink heart necklace and a jade bracelet

DOS(E)✌️💉💁🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

i swear when i posted this after the mets had lost five games in a row that i didn’t think they’d go on to lose their next five in a row too 😭

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

get into the miniature wife with me lol

frankly i’m a lot more conflicted about continuing to root for the liberty after they just re-signed breanna stewart, who still defiantly helps line j.k. rowling’s trans-genocide-funding pockets by creating and wearing harry potter editions of her signature shoes, than i am about being a knicks fan

said this when some of this was reported last fall and i’ll say it again: dolan is a shitty guy doing shitty things, but all of the billionaire sports team owners suck about equally, and fans root for the players, not the owners. i’m not spending money to enrich dolan but it’s still let’s go knicks

this is a shame but, sue bird… hello 😏

thank youuuuu 🥰💜

jade in a long black dress

jade in a long floral-print dress

these are my two favs 😊 black one from h&m, floral one from gap

imo the key to cute long dresses is that because they’re long they should be revealing in other ways. usually spaghetti straps to show off the arms and shoulders plus low cut enough to make my boobs look good

like zoe clearly played the straight woman most of the time on delocated but she was always soooo funny with her line deliveries and expressions on there too (here’s my regular reminder that delocated is probably the funniest show of all-time and you should watch it all if you haven’t)

my biggest critique so far is that they haven’t really utilized zoe lister-jones’ outstanding comedy chops at all yet, like her character has been sufficiently intimidating (and she’s gorg as always) but she’s too funny to just play the straight woman completely straight

turns out suddenly becoming a miniature wife in a big world can be both really disorienting and really dangerous, who knew!

started watching the miniature wife because an absurdist comedy series starring elizabeth banks and zoe lister-jones is honestly jadebait, and two episodes in i gotta say, this show is actually pretty good but also way more dramatic and suspenseful than i expected

same thing happened to me!

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😊 just trying my best out here

the difference ~2 years of hrt makes 💁🏻‍♀️

teoscar hernandez hit a homer and buck exclaimed “alvarez!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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