Checking in. Hope my skymahs are doing well.

The Prince-at-the-end-of-his-guitar-solo-at-the-George-Harrison-tribute bat flip is only one thing that rules about this

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHGAHAHWHAHAAH

Is this thing on?

Hope all my skymahs have a good day :)

Hope all yall Skymahs are doing well

One of the chief virtues of the book is that it’s nearly the only remaining form of media that isn’t constantly being interrupted by ads. Between the covers is the last place on earth where no one is trying to sell you shit, a place where you can still be a human being rather than a mark.

Thinking about calling my skymahs my "bholes" idk hope all my bsky bholes are having a good day! ;)

These horrible freaks (in Canada, the US, and everywhere else) have always been around but I think what's changed in the past ten or so years is that A) they have found each other and put aside their differences and B) learned how to draw attention to themselves, mainly by outright lying

Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches

Bo Bichette on his future:

“I’ve said I want to be here from the beginning.” #BlueJays

Yeah its a bittersweet morning but I learned to love Baseball again. Thank you 2025 Toronto Blue Jays.

Fuck lmao

Being married means never having 𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚛̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚟̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ to say sorry.

We can't stop here, this is fart country!

At this point if a murder clown tried to drag me into the woods, I'd just go

Kilkea castle entrance

Kilkea castle entrance with a view of the evil eye stone

Evil eye stone at Kilkea castle

A description of the evil eye stone at Kilkea castle Within the gatehouse of the castle is a really interesting stone called the The Evil Eye Stone. The carving is built into a stone in the guard-room above the bawn entrance to Kilkea Castle. It depicts a man engaged in a sexual act with a semi-human creature with the head of dog or wolf while another beast appears to be having sexual intercourse and eating the man at the same time while a bird pecks at this chest.

The aristocrats!

At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!

The Fireman by Joe Hill is a hell of a book. He's a regular chip off the ol' block I tell ya! Say thankee-sai. ;)

Gday skymahs hope all are well :)

sorry (not) i only hang out with other silly gooses

Socrates knew that he knew nothing. Donald Rumsfeld knew that there were unknowns. I know neither of those two things.

I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women

-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.

As called on TUDN radio:

Good day to all my skymahs we are riding that neuroses/contempt train today!

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

Trey Yesavage will start Game 6 back in Toronto, John Schneider says. #BlueJays

Be unbelievable in the face of normalcy.

Hope all my skymahs are well.

At least now a precedent has been set that at my wake my wife can come out to music and pyro like it's Wrestlemania and frankly that's cool as fuck

WE GOT THIS SHIT TODAY MAHS