Corpsegrinder with a bunch of stuffed animals. Catch him on a stage near you where he’ll headbang harder than you and discuss unusual ejaculation he should probably see a doctor about
BONESMASHMAXXING? The only HAMMER SMASHED FACE I care about is CANNIBAL CORPSE
Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
Hawthorne Heils
“'The guy, I’m telling him like, "Please step off the school grounds," and this dude comes up and bumps into me and then tells me that I pushed him, and he knocked me down,' an official at Roosevelt High School said. 'They don’t care. They’re just animals. I’ve never seen people behave like this.'"
And just like that, No New Wars America First MAGA is for bombing everyone and regime change to enrich oligarchs.
The Nameless One from planescape torment, a hideous 1999 CGI character, surveying The Blood War in Baator
The Nameless One from planescape torment, a hideous 1999 CGI character, surveying The Blood War in Baator
stranger things teens joining the blood war (1999)
I went to all 10 of the daycares Nick Shirley featured in his viral video. I got inside 4 and found children. Lots of children: www.startribune.com/day-care-fra...
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
Since computer fonts are a part of the culture war now. Let me raise my flag for Futura, Century Gothic, and JetBrains Mono.
Also, of course, the State Department changing typefaces for reasons that boil down to "fuck accessibility" is both utterly in line with the overt bigotry of this administration and a signal indicator of how unserious these people are, it doesn't matter what typeface you use when you're a joke
Oh dear. I’m now aware of a pop song that encourages the youth to eat vegetables. The vegetable lobby definitely has a hand in that.
No, that's a Roman historian who wrote "Annals" and "Histories"
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
Ope! Well, the top down strategy game SWAT 2 featuring Daryl Gates has a campaign where you can play a terrorist cult inspired by the SLA.
Start with the Ciaphas Cain books. It's a self-aggrandizing memoir of an Imperial Guard Commissar and later commentary that contradicts his accounts. It feels like the satirical roots 40k started as instead of the over-serious macho bluster we see from 40k today.
The rest of the country has a dorky New York impersonation accent. We use it to tell Cuomo to slam his dick on a door, arrite?
First the dupatta became a “Scandinavian scarf”, now the Desi head of the FBI Kashyap Pramod Patel thinks he’s going to Valhalla. The Nordic-Desi cultural mashup wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025.
Yep. Still holds up today
A few commenters mention the assassin’s possible trans partner, which isn’t too out of field for Groypers if true. I think it was your book mentioned the dynamic of incels interacting with experimenting trans folk.
Parasite Eve provided better information on mitochondria than RFK.
One historical tidbit of note: Among the military units occupying DC is the West Virginia National Guard, who crushed the coal miners movement to unionize at Blair Mountain in 1921.
Remember the Pace Picante salsa ads where Texans yell in anger at a salsa from “New York City?!!!”
It’s 2025 and the Texas government is kissing the ring of a landlord from….New York City?!!! And not a rope in sight.
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
You sure about this, Google?
Two news headlines side to side of Ed Feulner, passing. The right headline says “Unusually behaving moose shuts down prime New York hiking trail”
What a curious headline/featured image, mixup. Even Google’s bots say “oh no, anyway” about Edwin Feulner taking the dirt nap.
As good a time as any to say I like The Fray better than Coldplay:
1) They haven’t copied others’ melodies like Coldplay does consistently.
2) I once saw two drunk guys fight in the front row of a Fray concert. That’s a harder crowd than metal and hip hop shows I’ve seen.
“Everything is a conspiracy theory if you don’t know how anything works,” says @garrisonhayes.bsky.social in his video on the conspiracy theories swirling in the aftermath of the deadly Texas floods.
The irony? There’s no need for a conspiracy theory when the truth is simple: Texas floods often.
