Mexican food for dinner

“How would you like your hair?”
“Short, like my women”
“Uhh ok”

Thanks I grew them myself

Feeling genuine joie de vivre this morning

Nice, do they do Friday night Magic?

Anyone know a good local game store in DC? I’m itching to do a mtg draft

One of my proudest achievements in life is the fact that I’ve squished probably 100+ spotted lanternflies. It became something of a hobby for me during Covid

Hell yeah

Oh hell yeah just moved in myself

DC is such a gorgeous city it’s kinda absurd

I did not that’s for my full move next week

I’m a hustler baby
But that you knew

This is a joke a bad sitcom would write about its zoomer character

I call them hoagies

Sweet I’ll do some corruption with him that sounds fun

Driving down to DC today 🫡 can’t wait to do some crime in my favorite city in which to do crime (Washington, DC)

There are a lot of women with swords in this game

Well they pegged you huh

Talim seemed easy to play but I wasn’t doing super well with them

Feeling very targeted by this Instagram ad

No that’s my dog

Oh hell yeah

Someone’s being very cuddly this morning

Been having a great time with xianghua so that checks out

I’m sure

Playing soul calibur 2 for the first time who’s the most broken character I want to play as them

You should seduce him

I really wanted to be a marine biologist when I was 12

My new job is gonna have a Tuesday + Wednesday weekend so I’m gonna start making annoying posts about my Wednesday scaries