well I want to shop with mine, so…

Only a 16% chance Elon buys MSNBC - don’t believe the hype!

guess where we’re complaining about it now, bitch

wild chart - would love to see a graph of Twitter DAUs… there’s been a noticeable decline, more than any previous exodus

Elizabeth Holmes successfully scams a puff piece out of the NYT with nothing except a paper towel. She's still got it, baby!

pov: you’re steven crowder

🚨 Republicans in Texas are attempting to repeal the Equal Rights Amendment which gave women equal rights to men. Repealing the amendment would pave the way to women becoming property of men in Texas 😳

please god let this happen 😭

guess where we’re complaining about it now, bitch

😂😭💀

Well, no. It is technically true, even if not your intention. I appreciate the clarification on the intentions tho & look forward to the revised ToS

Here you go!

not much different than the TOS from any other social network, tbh, but not a good look optically

It’s heartening to see people from twitter follow you on here, like you weren’t doing it out of obligation, you really love me. As for the rest of you: I never liked you either. This is war

🐐🐐🐐

⚠️ Planned update at 2:30 p.m. PT

This is our biggest single-day jump in new users that we've experienced — up 2x from yesterday.

To handle this demand, we need to perform an upgrade to our database. There might be ~5 minutes of downtime as a result.

We're so excited to have you all join our beta!

100+ followers for now, but seems the app is rapidly growing

I also love that it’s an open protocol

hello, world! Twitter 2.0 without Elon Musk? SIGN ME UP!! 😃