She's such a baddie. Might be my fav V yet.

The laughs quite regularly came at his own expense, but he was funny to the bitter end.

Also want to use some of the lessons learned over my nearly 300h on my previous save to be less of an idiot this go around.

Decided to start a new Cyberpunk playthrough. I think this V is going to be a netrunner build.

I've read to a lot of sapphic smut, but the first seven chapters just being fucking is a new one. 🥵😅

"...skin whiter than a fleet-spec F-150."

When I tell you I spat out my coffee. 💀💀

(Given what he was charged with, it sounds like he was the primary aggressor in this situation and the other party may have been acting in self-defense.)

Imagine getting arrested after being stabbed lmao

Traveling while hung over is An Experience™️.

Saw an HRC employee sitting at his gate, heading to Arkansas, and I desperately wanted to talk to him. 😭 Like what could Honda possibly be up to out there????

Like, dude. All I wanna do is have an irresponsible amount of ice cream at 11p like a gremlin in some semblance of peace and quiet.

A fucking cricket got in the house and ITS SO LOUD. Unfortunately, it's in the plants; so I can't see it to get it and it has a basically endless food supply. I might actually napalm the place.

Bottas and Checo isn't a sexy driver line-up – far from, in fact. There's a very credible argument that there are better drivers floating around.

However, this is an experienced pairing that I think is perfect for a fledging works team with grander ambitions.

I think this was a good signing.

Just gave this a go with a strong cold brew versus espresso -- thinking about ease and speed of preparation going forward. Unfortunately it doesn't it doesn't quite hit the same.

Need to figure out why, but I suspect it's the store-brand cola actually being sweeter than actual Coke.

Dude, you were straight ass at your job for like a decade. Sit down.

If I had to pick just one: it'd be The Daddy™️ of super sedans. I was a kid when the E39 M5 was new, and Need for Speed High Stakes and Hot Pursuit 2 burned them into my brain.

(Second choice is the G80. I know they still get a lot of flak for the way they look, but I think they're neat.)

First thing I see upon arriving in Grand Rapids is a half-wrapped 86 in the shittest pink imaginable and a clapped E90 335i. 😭

I wanna go back to Detroit. 💀

The Sixpack is very up my alley.

Obviously it depends on how it drives and if the initial quality reports are as much a trash fire as the EV's been. But it could make a wicked daily.

I'm genuinely shocked this hasn't happened already.

Bubba's win at IMS hits so fucking hard today.

"He only won 'Dega because of rain, he only won Kansas because he was in Kurt's car." 🙄 He won today on pure pace and beat Larson in a straight fight.

And the fact that he did this at a Crown Jewel race is just the cherry on top. 🤘🏾

A poster of Bubba Wallace

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Bubba Wallace becomes the first Black driver to win on Indianapolis Motor Speedway's oval, taking the Brickyard 400.

Bubba Wallace stands on his car and flexes after winning the Brickyard 400

What are they gonna say about that one??

I was sobbing man. I still am. I can’t begin to tell you what this means.

I certainly would. It feels like Scott has been patient zero for a lot of wrecks the second half of the season.

Maybe not...

Oh welp, he wrecked so that's that dealt with.

Jesus Christ, that Grateful Dead scheme is just color vomit. It reminds me a lot of the Money Team Daytona 500 livery from a few years back...except somehow worse. 🤢

Watching Batman: Beyond for the first time since I was a kid.

I forgot how rad this series was. But, tbh, all of the DC animated stuff from this era were bangers.

I was just thinking: "fuel prices here have actually gone up a bit around here." 🫤