Literally needed this last night 😅

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

Keyboard: Sorry, no m key.

Shiv: m’kay…

Adding a funny line is tax-free ✨

I got approached by a fake successful author wanting to help my career and steer me toward a bizarre editing service scheme 🧐

Screen grab that says: Mike Diamond @mikediamond.bsky.social In support of freeze peach, I will refer to it as freeze peach, so the antifreeze peach Al won't freeze my peach.

This little gem popped up in my memories.
*Laughs at own joke he’d forgotten*

Wonder if there’s any red headed rapper whose handle is MC1R?
#GeneticJoke

Many Shubs and Zuls knew what it was to roast in the belly of a sloar that day, tell you I can.

Gozer the Gozerian will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrinai, he came as a very large and moving Torb. Then after the reconciliation of the last of the Mecatrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar.

That’s awesome! What platforms work best for you?

Stoked about reading this, so is Miss Lottie Lou 😹
Pre-signed, so that should make it easier when I see her in Portland next week 🤷‍♀️

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… I’m not sure the floor will consent

Less than five minutes remaining on my 30 minutes a day limit of social media, so I wanted to hurry up and let you know, hi.

The 12 New Books You Should Read in April From 'Yesteryear' to 'Transcription,' these are the can't-miss books coming out this month

I love how this ended:
“Chanda Prescod-Weinstein distills the knowns and unknowns of our universe in a heady brew of astronomical observation, complex calculus, personal anecdote, and political polemic…Literature may well be physics’ conjoined twin…Buckle up and shoot for the stars.“

Imagined conversation…

Doggie: Why so many unprompted “who’s a good boy” questions?

Person Friend: First, those questions are rhetorical. Second, they’re prompted by your resting “who’s a good boy“ face.

#WhosAGoodBoy
#Rhetorical

🌔 Listen in on NASA astronaut Victor Glover sharing his impressions of the moon's geology as the Artemis II Orion capsule approaches ever closer 🌔 And watch live with us here: www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa...

May that same blade of Malach Hamavet
Find soon its sheath and in it some rest
May blood on the door be enough this Pesach
To make this time truly a chag semeach

4/4

May the white hair of Malach Hamavet
Belie the wisdom in a beit knesset
No temple exempt from tempest of qualm
Besting the restless sword in his palm

3/4

May the twelve wings of Malach Hamavet
Fill his dark quota by ethical debt
First the oppressors who horde what we need
followed by sycophants, grinning with greed

2/4

May the many eyes of Malach Hamavet
Look to the jackals for blood to let
Not to the lambs who have given their share
Nor to the lions who fought true and fair

1/4

#Poetry
#Passover
#AngelOfDeath

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My kids swears by In Stars and Time as mandatory for caring, thinking people 😅

Just a note
If you wrote
You’re the GOAT
Go promote!

Just a note
If you wrote
You’re the GOAT
Go promote!

#poetry
#writerscommunity
#writingcommunity
#muchasidamnwellplease

Only a few prints left of my work ‘Appeals to the Underworld’ over at my Etsy shop ✍️

Be sure to check them out at the link below 👇

www.etsy.com/au/listing/4...

#art #drawing #charcoal #darkart

So unique, you have no mate
Solitude, alas, your fate
For you, there is no equal
Your story has no sequel
Would you have me hop?
Or haberdashery shop?
Is that the scheme you’ve hatched,
My favorite sock, unmatched?

#Poetry
#SeriouslyWhereIsThatOtherSock

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My character and concept came together at the same time 🤓😅

Then they spent the rest of my time in a tug of war

Someone should mcboost it

I was writing about l rumples of fabric, and I realized how angry Rumpelstiltskin would be about predictive text.
#writingcommunity
#PredictThis
#DoYouMeanRumpelstiltskin