the more unrealistic and fake and wrong and tropey the better. because my interest in sex is purely as a plot device and aesthetic thing. it literally becomes less sexy if it's too faithful to real life lmao
I'm so repulsed by sex as a physical act that, realism in smut is not something I need, and in fact is something I have a distinct non interest or even aversion to entirely, for some things
aspirational
like 299 meters lmao
hi there!! what game did the text about the machine dying come from? there’s an old text game somewhere out there about fucking an arcade machine, and it’s been my white whale for the past week; even if it isn’t that, I would still love to see!
hi, very sorry to respond to this so late, i kinda stopped checking my strawpage
the game my screenshot was from is called "No Delivery" by oates
my guess is the game you're looking for is probably "Attract Mode" which is no longer available for download, for personal reasons according to the devs
intense laser heart eyes
its been so long since i went on pixiv and one of the first things i find is really good ♂Galacta / ♀Morpho porn and im. im. HOOOOOUGHH
I wish dart's limbs were attached to his body so I could pull them off one by one (sexually)
@ginkgocrownarts the goal is to be as kindhearted and perverted as possible
Overloading
meta knight blowing his load all over dark meta knight's face
thinking about them nonstop lately so here;s these old drawings
#nsfwart #kirbynsfw
i uh saw something
hey has anyone checked the mike room
#deltaruined #friendpins
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art of tin ker lying back on a plush surface, a pair of hands tending to him, one rubbing his belly and one massaging his leaking cock. he's blushing and sweating profusely, trying to loosen the collar of his shirt.
art of trea sure, shirtless and standing there with his supple pectorals and muscle gut. he's dripping with water with seaweed over his shoulders, like he just got out of the ocean.
more old art from 2019 in knight flavor. love these guys ❤️
#NSFWart #shovelknightnsfw
nothing like a smut fic about a completely unrelated fandom character to remind you of what you used to like so much about an oc lmao
Every year I prepare an oblique Kinktober prompt list that's more about interpretation than specific kinks. Posting now for those that like to prepare ahead - feel free to steal, reference and repost this graphic, no credit necessary! Porn is reward enough for me.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (positive)
An illustrated sequence featuring a Leavanny from Pokemon. It hungrily holds a pokeball, places it into it's mouth, and swallows it whole. Leavanny then pushes the pokeball into it's abdomen where the device opens with a "click", making it's abdomen suddenly swollen.
[cw: vore, object vore]
snug in a bug
fork from feast for a king saying "dying is hot"
never forget
You make sure the machine is truly dead as you hear the synthesized voice get quieter and quieter. The machine attempts to reach out to you, begging you to plug it back in. It begins bargaining, slowly deleting its victims' data to preserve itself. File by file, the machine sheds its humanity. File by file, it becomes less afraid.
i replayed one of my favourite games recently and saved this screenshot because uhhhhhh sentient machines slowly dying and losing themselves as it happens is so hot 😩
The board of Virgin Mobile when they find out they have to rename the company (I fucked the cell tower)
four small illustrations of various fuckcreatures. top left features three slimes of various colors. top right is a mass of tentacles. bottom left is three mimics. bottom right is weird fleshy fuck flowers
introducing the taylor titmouse guide to fuckcreatures. i present to you the four major categories of fuckcreature:
-slimes
-tentacles
-mimics
-suckers
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
artfuck seems like a really cool idea but I literally haven't seen a single character I would want to draw lmao 😭
A 1 page comic featuring a Trencherman, a large anthro bug that looks like a silhouette and an anthro isopod. "Oh hey!" begins the isopod, "are you here for the um. event?" The Trenchermen responds in a different language, shown as iconographic squares. The Trenchermen is identifying the isopod, and is requesting that they Enter. Not knowing the language, the isopod just responds with a confused "...what?" It's only clear when the Trenchermen opens their trenchcoat-looking elytra to then pull the isopod inside, holding them tightly against his body. "w-warm" exclaims the isopod There is then a sequence of the Isopod being slowly gripped and pulled into position over the Trenchermen's dick, while the Isopod is continually shocked, amazed and somewhat excited... The isopod's mouth is forced open by two appendages, leaving them unable to speak. The trenchermen speaks, noting the pleasure of containing the isopod while he goes to regroup with more Trenchermen.
Trenchermen are large nocturnal bugfolk whose elytra have evolved to encase their front body as well, much like a trench coat, beneath which are many smaller appendages adept at holding things tightly.
Note: They move in swarms, and love to share.
Wireplay 🤖
#spamtenna #deltaruined
