>:3

You better, I'm hungry~

Heyyyy

I just ate a ton of food, wanna float on top of that sludge :3

turning mal into belch fuel

gulp followed by the loudest belly gurgles you've ever heard and a room shaking belch

feeding u incomprehensible amounts

same...

peak strategy is to intentionally walk you and then throw a pickoff attempt as soon as u get ur lead off the base

your fatass ain't getting back to first before my throw :3

Not bad, do it again~

It's much more fun to kick your ass when the dodgers win too

bros toes are attached to the foot kicking your ass

yeah you would

Why do you think I love this sport so much

bros toes though

Toronto I am now inside you

LRP the fact I immediately clocked them being from chicago

me to my dog: wow your head is so tiny. it's like the size of a small orange

dog:

me: you're such a little guy your head is citrus-sized! [remembering that giant pomelo i saw at jewel] holy shit mine is too

dog:

me: isn't that fascinating. i love you

dog:

Good morning everyone, I'm up at 3 am for a red-eye flight, but I got upgraded to business class free of charge so I'm taking that as a win

OUGHH

you'd be learning from the best tbh

That said I have a loud stomach already :3

Ayo...

burping in Mal's face :3

SUP

Oh these fuck I'm a fan

<3

u still highkey a bitch tho

do I need a reason or does you being you answer that question :3

I wasn't but I'm hungry now

I can

how much more kitty~