>:3
Posts by ✨MIKA MIRABEAU ✨
You better, I'm hungry~
Heyyyy
I just ate a ton of food, wanna float on top of that sludge :3
turning mal into belch fuel
gulp followed by the loudest belly gurgles you've ever heard and a room shaking belch
feeding u incomprehensible amounts
same...
peak strategy is to intentionally walk you and then throw a pickoff attempt as soon as u get ur lead off the base
your fatass ain't getting back to first before my throw :3
Not bad, do it again~
It's much more fun to kick your ass when the dodgers win too
bros toes are attached to the foot kicking your ass
yeah you would
Why do you think I love this sport so much
bros toes though
Toronto I am now inside you
LRP the fact I immediately clocked them being from chicago
me to my dog: wow your head is so tiny. it's like the size of a small orange
dog:
me: you're such a little guy your head is citrus-sized! [remembering that giant pomelo i saw at jewel] holy shit mine is too
dog:
me: isn't that fascinating. i love you
dog:
Good morning everyone, I'm up at 3 am for a red-eye flight, but I got upgraded to business class free of charge so I'm taking that as a win
OUGHH
you'd be learning from the best tbh
That said I have a loud stomach already :3
Ayo...
burping in Mal's face :3
SUP
Oh these fuck I'm a fan
<3
u still highkey a bitch tho
do I need a reason or does you being you answer that question :3
I wasn't but I'm hungry now
I can
how much more kitty~