Really?

RFK jr just followed you

F'kin died on the bike ride today. Hills should be banned.

If I'd known you were coming I'd have said hi

I think the guy at the pizza bar sliced this pizza wrong. This was $5.

Nonprofit local bike shop that sells only used, donated bikes that are repaired and fixed up by teens learning to be bike mechanics absolutely rules. Got the youngest kid a fancy Guardian bike that is pristine for $60, and they even took off the pedals and chain so it can start as a balance bike.

Aged like milk

My favorite is that we add more and more to the curriculum (personal finance!, tech literacy!, citizenship!) but never delete anything. We've got kids that don't have the skills to learn to solve tomorrow's problems because we're too busy on yesterday's problems.

Definitely,

But we'll adapt and who knows, maybe they'll go to oral examinations

I mean this has been a problem since I was in school - the technology has changed but the desire to cheat hasn't.

My prof friend does say that AI is rampant now.

Just did 35km on the bike!

Amphibious plane in the middle of a desert is a bold choice.

In Toronto, Rogers Centre (hosts concerts and the Bluejays) and Rogers Stadium (just hosts concerts) are an hour away by subway.

You should try Canadian ones where they're not allowed to tell you what it does only a name.

The Viagra ones were wild

Overheard the pharmacist saying "really bad, serious interactions" and him turning it into a teaching moment for his staff.

Then realized they were discussing my script. 😧

Here's some useless trivia on area codes or as they're known in the biz - numbering plan areas (NPAs).

All the original ones had a 1 or 0 as the second digit so that the analog switches could differentiate from the three digit prefix number in a 7 digit phone number.

Yeah, probably just over reacting and being too cautious

Instead of riding my bike I spent the evening in the ER with the wife

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Unfortunately you can't even use chatgpt for that.

That sucks. It happened to me after a handshake commitment from the company president.

It also happened twice at one company and on the third time they reached out to me I called them out on it.

What's the German word for the anxiety of having a package delivery notification but not knowing what is getting delivered?

Going full sexy underwear may have solved my chafing issues for the bike.

Did Iran have Kirk Cousins' agent negotiate the deal?????

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Timeline (and colon) cleanse!, pass it on

they add the sound because otherwise the cars are too quiet for pedestrians.

It's double digits and not pouring rain for the first time this spring so I went for a two hour bike ride. This is going to hurt tomorrow.

I think this is sacrilegious

It'll be great