My "Swan Boy lays legendary pipe" theory gains yet more evidence

incredible webcomic

You know it's going to be a good one when your geriatric ass is pinch-zooming on your phone to read all the text

First a nice shirt than this Swanboy is such a thoughtful friend

“You like who we tell you to like, and you will stomach what we tell you to stomach. And if the country slips into fascism, it’s the fault of the people with the least power.”

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

always tragic to encounter the rare swan boy strip where noel is 100% in the right

Black-eyed Susans.

The contrast with how Swanboy treats Rona vs Nole is amazing

Hooters in the Swan Boy universe?

I get arrested in the middle of this one (treason)

This is the “Bob Weodababyeetzaboy”of our time

swan boy is entering an achewood golden age

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Wall Street Journal headline: "Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm Becoming a Republican"

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

That was almost the alt text lol

No one’s ever done this for me. I gotta take stock of my friendships.

oh I do not like that three quarters back view of Noel's head

swan boy is a good friend and true

I imagine probably the same way people would feel about a chimp themed restaurant irl

yo shout out to the hoot crew

"hoot! hoot! hoot! hoot!"

There is a certain music to it. I cannot help but sing. To dance.

I had a nice time hitting publish on that one, imagining all of those emails flying out into the world

A few ways this one can go over, almost none of them fun for me.

The gray rock strategy is really effective for dealing with toxic people but it's extremely challenging for me to pull off due to being so naturally compelling and magnetic.

SOUND THE ALARM

choosing to believe that this is a deliberate homage to that one Calvin and Hobbes comic where they're dancing to classical music played at 78 RPM. you've all seen it I can guarantee it I don't need to post it

See panels three and four for rare and delightful Swan Boys.