If you think we don't need to look at how country realness is used as an abusive dynamic that denies reproductive rights and causes long lasting gerrymandering, you are the proverbial tradCath idiot ‼️

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I'm not a real Minor Attracted Person

But l'm the proxy-Minor Attracted Person for these nonces to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

When you think of it, neurodiversity is misogynistic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Hoxhaist movement should seek to abolish it.

magick + hikikomori = welding

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Jorkin’ it is racism but we're not ready for that conversation.

West Wing revisionism as a concept is classist, anti-autistic, and elitist.

Banning vaguetweeting because of British nationalism is literally biphobia

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Deng Xiaoping as Ella Emhoff. Now imagine they're Uzbek. Doesn't look so much like the Kentucky Meat Shower was caused by guidos eating ass now, does it?

Posting L's online is the weaponization of charisma

“Blue waffle” has intense proxy pro-Ego-Imperialist vibes.

Demisexual folks can and do enjoy eating Cheerios and they’re still demisexual because eating Cheerios is inherently problematic

Come at me bro. I’m in Québec.

Fellas, is it controversial to double jump?

what da tuna

I will never vote for Liv Ullmann.

i would be the Gimli of turbo-edging Castilian clout sharks

Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ gay BPD hoes
☆ nonbinary neurogender carpetbaggers
☆ Tahitian lithoromantic men
☆ gendervague moral people
☆ agender people
☆ heterosexual white supremacist people

The Name of The Rose is better than Dexter.

"cheeky Nando's" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Hispanophobic tbh

Anyway, A Goofy Movie is arguably a Juggalo narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the threatening genius a Latinx icon.

i would be the Dr. Evil of torquing Boomer parents

Twink coded Aragorn can still happen if people want it bad enough

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Come at me bro. I’m in Dorley Hall.

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Liberal Currents has a spilling jice problem

Shaggy as a character is neurodivergent-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the John Brown Gun Club has a disestablishmentarianism problem

NIMBYism + self-sucking = glory hole