You know, I don’t think I do

I think I’m just gonna stay off here for awhile.

It really sucks to open an app and it’s nothing but “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON FOR LIKING THE TEAM YOU LIKE!!!!!”

White House snitches
Tellin all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?"
Yeah, I'm right here

I wish everything in life was as dependable as a Nuggets-T'Wolves series being awesome

Minnesota-Dallas might just go 7… and the winner will go 7 with Colorado.

“What is goalie interference?” = “What is a catch?”

NBA has to go to the NHL 2 jersey max for the playoffs. It can be whatever jersey you want. You wanna wear your damn black jerseys for some reason in the playoff fine. But you wear them THE WHOLE WAY

Hold on now, the GWG OT goal got waived off for offside but also a penalty shot??????

A rebound OT winner in hockey is the best/worst when it’s your team because either you know a half second before it happens that your team’s about to win or lose and there’s that “OHMYGODYEAHHHHHHHHHH” or “OHMYGODNOOOOOOOOOOOO”

It’s impossible to overstate just how insanely cool T-Mac was at this point.

02-03 was his best season in Orlando and it’s still my favorite individual Magic player season ever.

I kinda now wanna see how many teams could realistically pull off a Doom-themed hat

Not even a Knicks fan but that is a perfect hat.

There are people with rights just like you and me, some of whom have better financial and living situations than me, who genuinely believe “Francisco Lindor has been the problem in every clubhouse he’s ever been in”.

Well because we care about winning more than another team losing

The Avril one

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The amount of car washes and storage units that have popped up in my county since Covid have had me like

Maybe making “unwell” her entire identity was a prophecy

April 20, 2003: Tracy McGrady of the Magic drives and dunks on the Pistons' Mehmet Okur during Game 1 of their Eastern Conference first round playoff series.

McGrady scored 43 PTS (15-28 FG) in Orlando's 99-94 win. Richard Hamilton had 28 PTS for Detroit.

Incredible Suggs strip on Cade driving. Jalen’s had 5 fouls forever.

That was outrageously soft Tech

LOOK AT FRANZ

It’s there to be won, go do it.

Todd Zeile after a 11 game losing streak: “I don’t think this is a losing team” fuck off lol #LGM

2009 I think for me is the “please god, make them go away” floor of Met seasons.

2009 for me

I hate all of you