Everyone in this jury duty waiting room is so lucky I’m aware that yelling out of boredom is not a socially acceptable task to do

Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself

I wonder if my boss has ever listened to “Pretty Hurts”

I feel like Chappell Roan is what people who like Taylor Swift hear when they hear Taylor Swift

I worked out
Had to tell someone to know it was real

I don’t remember if I read or watched Good Charlotte but I need to run that experience back

If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach

I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app

I keep having nightmares about the Rutgers bus system in Livi and College ave even though I graduated 3 years ago

Qué importante es tener unas buenas chanclas para andar en la casa.

Nobody in the world can calculate how badly I need a toasted sesame bagel with an overflowing amount of cream cheese

Why do all pack of socks legally require me to unravel 90% of said socks in order to get them out of the packaging

The We Belong Together music video (Mariah Carey) used to make me cry when it came out

I need to be love bombed for 2 days

I don’t ask for much

Whenever Europeans called me an American I feel the need to correct them I’m a New York American

Just got my period so I wiiiiill be enjoying 5-10 delicious meals today and tomorrow

Currently in real life Jurassic Park
(I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)

The way Austin speaks makes me want to kms

I could change the vibe of the entire house by not saying good morning within the first millisecond

Today is sooooo Thursday

Watching Love Island is gonna be the death of my TV cause I accidentally react like their Fiji bugs are landing on my TV

I want a hotdog with sesame seeds

Can someone explain The Devil Wear Prada to me like I’m 5

Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain”
Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?

I smile every time you thirst over someone bc 1. You always word it in a funny way and 2. I get to spontaneously see hot people

I was just in a meeting and had shared my screen but forgot to stop so they saw I immediately went to look at next weeks ShopRite circular once I was done talking

Mind you I was dilly dallying, complaining, listening to music, taking TikTok breaks, and zoning in and out because I only got 2 hours of sleep (6:30am-8:30am)

Oh shit it took me exactly 60 minutes

I age 20 years each time I have to do these hour long harassment training courses

Getting frozen yogurt w my sisters and my god sister and I just knoooow my oldest sister will “forget” her wallet

I just had detail-after-detail crazy Deja vu for a good 15 seconds

My boss looks like she’s mad at me

men used to go to war.