when i say it's time to bring the heat i mean lie on a heating pad

All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.

Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.

Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.

See how this works?

When @chappellroanbr.bsky.social comes on…you simply cannot tell me that I am not a pink pony girl.

Trader Joe’s Dress Circle cookies have crack in them. I will not be accepting questions at this time.

Clearly, the Holy Spirit agrees. Thanks god!

God Bless a VPN. I’ll be damned if I’m uploading a picture of my ID to watch porn.

I can’t explain how giddy and proud watching @chappellroanbr.bsky.social perform at the Grammy’s made me.

Welp, with TikTok gone, guess I gotta do my doom scrolling here.

Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

Idc if it’s December, it’s finally chilly here so I’m feeling a little hoa hoa hoa hoa

Happy Sunday!!! :)

Look, idk how else to say it, but social media has influenced me and now I desperately need to be friends with a donkey/another large farm animal

@zeniba.bsky.social

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

I almost failed my first time because my grandfather convinced me that I needed to go 5 miles under the speed limit.

No one was trampled to death today looking for deals. Empire in decline

Most of these have been on my shit list for years

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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We’re all gay down here

What I don’t get is where all this concern and pushback was when Parlor, Truth Social, and the others were cropping up.

My mind went here, too, but his actual name is Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian.

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All day, I’ve been looking forward to the banana-less banana pudding…and there’s bananas in it 🥺😩

In this same vein: saw a post that said “taste the rainbow? The rainbow tastes like water,” and skittles just haven’t been the same for me since

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

Does anyone want to swaddle me and sing a soothing tune until I drift off to sleep? It’s cool if not

Toddlers in Tiaras + True Crime = a tragedy you can exploit for decades

idc if the trending skin care out of Korea is spreading fire ants on my face - I’m gone try it.

me casting the first stone: you know they don't even check to see if you are without sin