i love using the Move Fast And Break Things machine to move fast. sure hope it doesn’t break things

Proud of you for finally leaving him

I keep taking photos that rule and then I have an overwhelming urge to keep them a secret.

No, I’m just anxious looking at the internet and nice things are goooood

MONTH??

Wow. You deserve.

Goddamnit.

Great work.

Crying with joy at all my beautiful friends successes.

I welcome obliteration

A small blonde dog standing on Papa Agee’s stomach, being very amused.

Traveling this week, which means the dogs are at my parents. Gus has taken a liking to Papa Agee.

Not the cyber bikes 😂

As president, I’ll unwind Disney’s acquisitions of Marvel, Star Wars, and Hulu. A vote for Daniel is a vote for the death of Disney+.

You deserve.

A jury of your peers would never convict

Is this not the practical use??

I've started a beef with my neighbor. We've been arguing about a few things since the start of the year. We make progress and then it falls apart again and we keep fighting.

My neighbor just happens to be the Maryland Senate President.

PINK

What are we selling to buy??

People are saying

Welp.

As of this AM, I am looking for a job.

If you happen to know anyone hiring remote positions in the US, and looking for:

- Lead/Senior/Principal level software engineers (Ruby/Rails, React, NodeJS, etc.)
- Business Analysts
- Engineering Managers

please let me know.

a baseball player wearing a chicago cubs uniform is standing on the field Alt: Dansby Swanson smiling as a member of the cubs

Dansby could’ve prayed for it.

PINK

Earned and deserved.

💪🏻💪🏻

🗣️ Mixed Double’s Curling is better in every way.

Watching 4-person curling is like watching a baseball game pre-pitch clock. It’s good, it’s really enjoyable, and it fucking sucks in comparison.

Gurl, are you morged? Because you’ve got me continvoucly.

I don’t know, maybe post???

Nice

who is she???