Diapepper (pepper for your diaper)

I love my Mets fan friends but there's really no other sports franchise that consistently generates this kind of profound existential despair in its coverage. They are the official team of The Struggle

When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers

look at the cubs winning yet another baseball game! (but don't look too much, it might spook them)

let's go da cubs

I spend an inordinate amount of my workday looking for ways to say someone is acting dumb without actually saying it

Seiya Suzuki hr you love to see it

gortex coated cheerios

South Loop Sunset. This evening on the Chicago River.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

it’s so cool how all of us can go into the bathroom with you like this

Our family has been pulling foil wrapped burritos from the oven bare-handed for generations and now your time has come.

lmao a bases loaded walk to force in a run and end the scoreless game, bless

oh thanks, I had not heard if this but flagging looks good!

what is reality bro

yep! been a while tho

Before Eve was created, Adam would hold his gooning sessions in Paradise and he liked to call it his Garden of Seedin'

luzardoh no

this site loads images like la croix tastes

17 miis in identical shirts, shorts and hats decorated with pizza and in a variety of neon red, blue, yellow, green

The residents of Pepperoni Lesbos Island on photo day.

Before Eve was created, Adam would hold his gooning sessions in Paradise and he liked to call it his Garden of Seedin'

broccoli was voted most likely to claim squatters rights in between your teeth

getting stigmata therapy to cure my persecution complex

you can tell that a clown is playing the jilted lover because her stilts will be made of denim.

you can tell that a clown is playing the jilted lover because her stilts will be made of denim.

The Masochism Tango YouTube video by Painkiller The Pigeon - Topic

For reasons I don’t quite understand, my cover of Tom Lehrer’s “The Masochism Tango” has been popping this week, this song has been streamed a few hundred times a day? I’m very pleased, this has been a favorite song since I’m a little kid. Give it a spin! youtu.be/uESq3yDLRM0?...

i let the dogs in bc i’m an ally

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

No one saw the Revolution coming out of Minnesota except Prince.

Even a decade after his passing, he still inspires us all. 💜

Well I really stood under the hoop here lol