But isn't that what the musical "The Book of Mormon" basically is?

Every year for the last 5-6 years, someone in my immediate family goes to the ER for one reason or another.

And this year it's my turn! 😰

Yeah exactly! Also a good test that the op obviously failed.

That's.... Actually pretty creative! I like it. 😊

Liar liar!!!

If your clueless parents, grandparents, etc, ask what is special about today? Just tell them:
"It's the day everyone pulls up the weeds in their garden and puts them into pots!!"

#stoners #weed #smoking #four20

And if you don't celebrate, or know what that is... Maybe stay inside today and don't go out tonight...

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate and most likely forgot what day it is 😜

#420 #stoners #weed #smoking

The dog is spending the night, and maybe more at the ER. Expectedly he had a seizure at the ER, but so far he's been good. They want him to go 24hr with no seizures before he can come home. His blood work was normal, so that's a good sign at least.

Whelp today is ending on a low note....

Our family dog has had 5 seizures today. My wife is now taking him to the Pet ER while I play parent to our child... Who now can't sleep because he's afraid a centipede will bite him in the night..

A collector on Threads informed me that the 💩 is removable, and shared a picture of what it looks like without it...

Which prompts me to ask, why is this not clearly mentioned on the front of the package?

Along with my last post, I also found these cars too.
There are a few more different colors on the hanger. But this just seems odd/weird to me. I guess for an artist that likes a specific color, these would be nice.

#HotWheels #cars #pantone #artists #colors #collectables

Haha true. Though this is definitely not something to really show off or be proud of to have. It just ticks a box.

Haha yeah that's pretty much what I did when I saw it on the shelf. 🤨🤷‍♀️

I have no idea why anyone would want to buy this. Furthermore, who even thought this was a good idea to even make?

🎼Going to the book store,
and I'm,
gonna get a book signed by my friend @nilahmagruder.com

stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/978006...

Haha, you know why I find this stuff very amusing now.

Remember to take your pills captain tight pants. 😉

It's never too late to start believing in yourself.

I believe in you!!! 😊👍

#memes #motivation #funny

It's the end of the world as we know ...
And I feel fine 😎

Oh wow, that would make me cringe 😬

🏳️‍🌈😊

The 80's will always be 20 years ago in my head.

Streaming has been really great for radio stations.

Back then there actually were kids shows on broadcast TV. Now there's none in the afternoons or Saturday mornings. It's either Cable or streaming if you want to see any kids shows.

Noooooooo that's one of my favorite songs!!!

🎼Follow me, everything is alright🎶
🎼I'll be the one to respond to your comment 😊🎶

And I ran, I ran so far away from that!!!

And that's how it's supposed to be 😎

As long as it uses hot water, that's probably ok...