crazy & disqualifying!

anything can be a disco ball. anything you want.

if you aren’t regularly exposed to actors (handsome boy variety), let me reassure you: the behavior you are observing is not evidence of any greater pathology, they are just like that

bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold

Guy Who Says He Would Karate Chop the Robber Surprisingly Underprepared for Actual Combat

not my house, but I know my way around

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

My friend @boneysoups.bsky.social's debut novel, THE RED SACRAMENT, is coming out next year. When I tell you it's one of the best vampire novels of the 21st century, I am not exaggerating.

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totally, fatally obsessed with this gorgeous cover design by Julia Lloyd at @titanbooks.bsky.social for my debut novel THE RED SACRAMENT! Ahhh!!!

me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"

Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me

incredible quote lol

Dick Cheney finally descending into the pits of hell the day a socialist Muslim ascends to the office of the mayor of New York City really feels like a portent of light in the darkness

i LOVE gay halloween what do you mean you are the balding diva from minimalist webcomic PANTS

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

anybody got a poem they like? please recommend a poem, if you like one

look at that little marshmallow!!!

occam’s razor is still sharp i see

@moderation.bsky.app please unban @scumbelievable (Gretchen Felker-Martin) and maybe figure out a way to stop being exploited by TERF brigading

& that is the real reason you will see the kingdom of heaven

has the world been rid of an equivalent evil this day? no, not as such - which is why i am bravely waiting until after i teach tonight to crack open a celebratory cold one.

we were at a bar when we found out scalia died & immediately ordered two bottles of champagne for the table. we were in rehearsal when we found out kissinger died; on our 15, i took my asm to the sports bar across the street & we each slammed two tequila shots before heading back to work.

sucks to suck lmao

begging, pleading the Council to add “better adjectives” to the agenda

Screenshot from Star Trek DS9. Leeta, Rom, and the rest of the workers at Quark's Bar are all huddled together. Caption: "(all chanting): Union! Union!"

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡

controversial opinion: your brain is trained to see you in reflection, through your own eyeballs, at your height, therefore seeing yourself not-mirror-reflected, from a different angle, *at a different focal length* SHOULD feel a little insane!!

it’s uncanny valley with added social consequences. that’s what I look like? THAT is what my friends see?? my friends, who purport to love me, & then further my humiliation by posting my horrible, shameful carcass to Instagram Stories?? e tu, brute?????

looking at myself in photos continues to elicit the sort of deep, primal revulsion & anger I think God meant reserve for encountering dead bodies

cha cha real smooth