That'll work if u have tequila...

I like pineapple long drink :)

hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

It’s been a real banner year for “that guy who gives off those vibes? Yes it turns out it was completely correct”

PLEASEEEEEE you flatter me

I am allowing myself one (1) horny post on main for this business quarter and it is this: I have probably said it before and it will certainly be said again. nipple piercings on men make me go CRAZY. thank you that is all

pghhhfhGghfjfjd THE NIPPLE PIERCINGSSSS

laughing at someone commenting "under night in-grid"

Every octogenarian in office is a failure of the party to cultivate the next three generations of politicians

INGRID LOOKS INSANE???????????

it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible

Dems need to Carousel every rep on every level over 60

TOP 10 WORST WHITE CREATURES

discover tab be like

check this out

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

HE WOULD NEVER THIS IS SLANDERRR

"-𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘨-" Experience a fraction of his fighting power when the middle third of Dudley drops on the Nintendo Switch System, later this year!

"-𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘨-"

Experience a fraction of his fighting power when the middle third of Dudley drops on the Nintendo Switch System, later this year!

if this polling result surprises you, i am issuing emergency guidance for you to touch grass immediately

Rumors abound that The Amazing Digital Circus finale is just the last episode of Lost recreated shot for shot with a few new characters who will make excellent Youtooz plushes

You might be able to understand something about society if you track velma porn vs daphne porn over time

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I WAS THINKING ABOUT MSRRYI G SENSHI TOO FJCKKKKKK

Alô artistas, se vir isso, poste um cachorro

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started'

Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea

funny fun world - Smunch Vinyl Figure Launch! YouTube video by funny fun world

The Smunch invasion is here, and funnyfun.world is open for business! Our new Smunch vinyl toy (and more) are now available!

We're running a special launch sale and made a fun video in celebration, thank you for checking it out!

DEVIL SMUNCH. They're Earth's Problem Now.

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

Our new skeptical son