Don’t like the man but fair play to him THAT is impressive

“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”

Love Crystal Waters getting the party going only for this fella to kill it stone dead #TOTP

My bridesmaids dress broke so I’ve had to go home and change and I don’t think I’ve been more stressed in the entirety of my existence.

Agadoo

ANDDDD ONE NIGHT ONLY… JAN

Mehhh

Fainted this morning

She said it was like not ok like but then said the 2017 comment

In IT cos my laptop’s electrocuted me twice this morning

Why does any news about Artemis II keep making me want to cry?! I need to get a grip. Think I’m due on…

‪Only noticed this cos I saw a clip of him killing Mustafa (Evil not Trump) ‬

Sorry. I’ve just noticed that Trump speaks like Dr Evil.

Probs cos someone ate my Easter egg

I must look majorly depressed because my mum just randomly hugged me tightly, said she will always look after me and then told me where I can find her will she’s addressed to me 😐

Honestly it should feel like Saturday!

Got proper Sunday night, Heartbeat depression even though we’ve got tomorrow off.

Haahahaha

My uncle bought me a Lindt Chocolate Bunny for Easter and my dad ATE IT!

Just saw a tweet from a journalist saying Trump has been potentially hospitalised and this meme was the top reply underneath

It makes you feel so good yet so dirty at the same time

Sitting in the living room and the neighbour across the road with the LED headlights has just pulled out of his driveway

‪I had such a great picky tea. I had this dip with focaccia bread, some coronation chicken, cornichons, mini cucumbers, some salad leaves, some cherry tomatoes, a slice of goat cheese tart thing and some calamari. ‬

Oh he can see Louis Theroux though

Went to the loo with the door open cos I didn’t want Harvey freaking out that he was alone but it didn’t matter anyway cos he couldn’t see me.

And one very young puppy to one very old dog

Love that one too!

I highly recommend with some crusty bread

I’ve just had the M&S Chicken Kiev Hot Melting Dip and I can confirm it plays up to the hype. I now, however, feel like a right fat, garlicky, chicken Kiev slag.