A cross stitch piece of a pink female praying mantis holding a green praying mantis head with text that says girl dinner
Female praying mantises sometimes eat males during or after mating, a behavior known as sexual cannibalism. Or as I like to call it, Girl Dinner. #crossstitch
*Darth Vader running his helmet thru the dishwasher*
Art the Clown proposing to his real-life girlfriend
Trindle from Metalocalypse… a fan that Nathan Explosion dated
I’m getting these vibes lol
alligator bellows approval
I’m trying to watch the movie Dust Bunny but it just looks like shit visually and it’s distracting
you're taking her on dates i'm taking her catalytic converter we are the same actually. we are a team. it is an elaborate ruse to steal women's catalytic converters. this is our third job this week.
I watched this video of her singing this song before bed last night and I had a nightmare featuring her hands
I'm pretty fuckin far from okay
Underscores, who recently performed in a Los Angeles dry cleaners, brought out Jane Remover, Ninajirachi, and more during a surprise DJ set out of a U-Haul truck
i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy
youtu.be/WnwwlkUkALU?...
An apple a day..
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
Figured I’d stop at the park and eat my lunch while I played some cult of the lamb and now it’s TWO HOURS LATER??!!??!!??!!!!!??? 😵💫
i believe in the noble aristocratic art of doing absolutely nothing and some day i hope to be in a position where I can do even less
The word Coachella has lost all meaning to me it’s just an annoying sound at this point
Big ass sinkhole opened up in my neighborhood. One block of street closure makes for a 2 mile detour lol
People like Jim Cornette have said that at the time the 'Hard Times' promo didn't stand out because Dusty was just that good every week and if you go back and watch a lot of Dusty Rhodes you see he was right. Dusty was just that good every time.
Johnny Cash having a cigarette outside of Folsom Prison in California, 1968.
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This reminds me of the old “pay by the minute” 1-900 numbers
Gemini: The acute agony you’ve been experiencing will let up a bit and morph into more of a vague dread that’s actually much, much harder to endure.
Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.
MEN EXPECT SEX AFTER DATES Expect the unexpected then because I'm selling your organs
tiny kitten strawberry
how it feels to be sick and dying and have rabies
I love your dark swag babe
Faces of Death is great
Got my Faces of Death ticket
Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.
He is risen
The xx played their first concert in eight years in Mexico City tonight. The UK trio's Jamie xx, Romy, and Oliver Sim have all released solo albums in the past couple of years, but their fourth album together is on the way.
