I honestly can't blame anyone for not wanting to be a closer. If you don't have *that* pressure gene then it seems like one of the worst jobs in sports.

Wife's gotten into weaving and Sawyer cannot fucking handle it

No Mellie eat me instead!

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I legitimately doubt I will make it to puck drop tonight. Playoff scheduling is so shit.

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The best conceptualization of a billion I've ever seen is that a million seconds is about 11 days while a billion seconds is about 31 years.

I have not. I think Cosmos is the only book of his that I've read.

It would still take more than 4 years at $120k/hr for 40 hours/week to become a billionaire. That's crazy

He's not that interesting in a vacuum but his last few weeks have been. A few terrible interviews, charges for assault and wildlife abuse, then ODing on live stream.

I'm starting to think wrestling might be happening tonight, based on my feed

Can't wait for a bunch of "Did you try to sign in?" When the real answer was Barry and Chuck.

Jake or Landy. Grew up with Landy, then lived with Jake through my formative years. Jake also lived from when I was ~7 until ~24

Landy and Leah, both standard collies and named after Tom Landry and Princess Leia, loosely. Then Jake, who was a ragdoll cat. Named after some guy named Jake, presumably.

It was heavily inspired and referenced to Mumford who was and is the forefront of sociology around modern cities. Conflating the symptoms of capitalism with the emergence of cities doesn't make the video less about cities.

The video is titled "The City." and focuses on the concept of The City over and over. Early cities, mid-ancient cities, modern expansion of cities, modern critiques of cities, and ends with a summary of "Cities are the greatest human achievement" along with critiques of modern city failures

Pretty pedestrian shot for him to give up. That stick on stick at the shot must have caused some real mayhem for his vision.

Habs, Slafs, hats. Good win boys

Why do you believe they have to be mutually exclusive? Urban sprawl is a symptom of capitalism, not the only one but one of the most striking results of capitalism.

The first third of the video builds up to Marchetti's constant, the next two-thirds are about how capitalism bastardized it with urban sprawl. Did we watch the same video?

I love Rasmus Dahlin because I love saying Rasmus Dahlin.

Both of these men are watching Game 1 of Montreal-Tampa

This weekend gets one thumb three quarters up, one thumb sideways, and 2 thumbs down.

The City. YouTube video by Historia Civilis

Historia Civilis deviated from his normal ancient warfare videos to succinctly explain why suburbanism and urban sprawl killed humanism and it's extremely worth your time even if you're very happy with your suburban home.

Indycar has an Alex Palou problem. Alex Palou has a lack of competition problem.

Yeah but you're Diana Prince's alias, Mia.

2 minutes for hitting too hard, #17 Montreal

You could convince me that the boat in Kentucky is Noah's ark before you could convince me that the Orlando Magic are a real threat in the NBA playoffs