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Posts by Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense

Hang on.
I'll put on my baggy beach pants so you can stay in the suite. xx

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

Good morning Starshine✨
Truer words could not be spoken.

8 months ago 2 1 1 0
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Sorry. Used up all my good ones.

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

Keith discovered the fountain of immortality. He embalmed /mummified himself while still alive. 😆

8 months ago 2 0 1 0

Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.

8 months ago 12 0 0 0

...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.

8 months ago 14 0 2 0

Now, if they'd just put the coke back in Coke, the country would be a happier place.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Back at'cha

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???

8 months ago 12 3 0 0

Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate

- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)

8 months ago 8 1 1 0
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8 months ago 21 2 2 0

😆

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs.

Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?

8 months ago 160 46 22 3

ahh

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Samsies.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

😆

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke.
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke

8 months ago 5 1 1 0

I agree 100%. She's slacking on this one

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

Reminded me of something Jon Oliver would do on LWT.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'm ok ish. It's been a lot all at once and I haven't really had a chance to sort through it.
I've kind of shut down for survival I think.

It's good to see you here.😘

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Thanks. Yeah. That was the point. Lol

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Absolutely.
In the words of Putin, "People, they fall from the windows all the time. Is sad but true"

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.

8 months ago 22 2 1 0

I'm working on it. Lol
Life beat the shit out of me for the last few months.
Thanks for the message ❤️

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Yeah. Just working through a whole lot of stuff from theast few months.
I'll be back soon.
Thank you for checking ❤️

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months.
I'm coping pretty well.

So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.

9 months ago 53 2 9 0

First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died.
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks

10 months ago 66 1 31 0

😂

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?

10 months ago 16 5 1 0
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Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏

10 months ago 31 1 0 0