I waited in line for 13 hours to vote because our very blue district didn’t have enough voting machines and then some broke. Election officials were begging people to use provisional ballots rather than wait for the few remaining machines, but nobody trusted that those would actually get counted.

I will choose to believe that’s also how it works for like the Pope and the Rock.

This is how it works?!

Please tell me you’re taking pictures.

This is the most wonderful thing I’ve read in a long time. I would kill to write something like this.

The hedgerow?

The headline here is THE MALDONADO LINE.

Doesn’t dirty rice have liver? I thought that’s what made it dirty.

You’re working with liver?

Mustard and Teddy will start a revolution.

I noticed this last night. Fly ball to left and it took the announcer an awkward amount of time to identify the fielder.

The trick is to bring a six pack to the taping and crack one for him after the first commercial break when comes over to chat.

This is exciting!

(Trademark pending.)

2025: The Jonas Brothers
2026: The Subway Ghosts
2027: My solo project Geese Goosage.

Thank God this is finally ending.

How was this not the title of t he article?!

I have never disagreed with you more.

Photo of 2 men watching a baseball game wearing jerseys that read Harper and Lee.

This is a delight.

I have never felt so seen.

This might interest you: autobuds.tumblr.com

BMORe jersey changed to SMORE

Can we take a minute to appreciate my work updating the City Connect jerseys for the Orioles into the S'morioles?

Are you sure this isn’t a joke?

Who among us?

Trolly problem meme but no problems There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination. and everyone thinks you're cute

Have to hire a band for Zach Neto’s bar mitzvah.

Please remind me to pitch this article idea to Meg in two months.

You are absolutely the first person ever to have that thought.

Ooh I love that.