They made a skyking doc?? I can’t handle that rn 😭😭😭

That Claude Monet guy? Hes pretty good.

I love my work gatherings. Without fail we always end up going around telling eachother how youthful we all look.

Hey so why the cartoons? We gotta stop with this. Absolutely no one wants these smutty books to look like this.

Do you think my therapist has watched heated rivalry?

If I don’t hear a new song from Harry Styles by the end of the week so help me god….

Aww I didn’t expect to cry at the horny gay hockey show! 😭💞

I didn’t realize Nicholas Flamel was a real guy. I fully thought JK R*wling just made him up.

I know Epstein was a monster because normal people don’t send that many emails.

Was the dialogue in The Materialists written entirely by ChatGPT or ???

Lightning McQueen is cancelled.

The Fate of Ophelia - SASSY GAY FRIEND YouTube video by The Second City

I love the girl but there’s no way Taylor Swifts Fate of Ophelia can top this one:

youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?...

Ugh. Don’t make me care about Jimmy Kimmel!

What do you mean that’s how it ends????

Decided to finally watch Normal People because I just loooooove to be sad.

“Thank you to my therapists and to gay people!”

Belly is so relatable. I too love to sensually eat a peach in front of my ex boyfriend who is also my future brother in law. Who hasn’t been there?! Preach!

I LOVE ROCKS

Taylor Swift:

Is Taylor Swift doesn’t make a Wagon Wheel Watusi reference, this whole era will be a waste

Why is this glitter background so low res? What’s the color story here? How did this first draft go live?

Taylor Swift plz, I just wanted to go to bed early. Don’t do this to me 😭😭😭😭

“Benson Boone is this generation’s Bruce Springsteen” is a great thing to say if you want to piss everyone off 👹

Next week on the Nelk Boys: Lucifer himself. Let’s hear him out!

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

I have no clue what the plot is to John Proctor Is The Villian, but that doesn’t stop me from tearing up to every single clip of them dancing to that Lorde song 🥺

When I started my Buffy journey, no one warned me about these guys! Watching this episode before bed was a baaaad choice.

My Finch bird dislikes a Sia song. Aww she just like me forreal 🥰

More like, L Ron Chubbard.

And they both have more money than god and enjoy riding horses.