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Posts by Mr. Baldur Gate

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"Nepo Baby Demon Hunters" and it's just Jack Quaid, Dakota Johnson, and Margaret Qualley killing all the other nepo babies

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Can South Africans vote on this or is this like a
Utah-only thing?
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america seems pretty chill with letting south africans influence our elections so i say go for it

16m • ♥️ by author Can South Africans vote on this or is this like a Utah-only thing? Reply Reply with a reel Hide mayor_wren 1s • Author america seems pretty chill with letting south africans influence our elections so i say go for it

it has come to my attention that i am nominated for Utah's Best Comedian

cityweekly.net/bestofutah

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Gilded Nights 🥂 inspired by Sinners

Feat @mayannaberrin.bsky.social @persephiroth.bsky.social @krystinaarielle.bsky.social @danielleradford.bsky.social w/ Strawhatgoofy & Daniel Dueñas!

Watch it this Friday @ the Darrington Press YouTube Channel! ▶️

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God I love my friends

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any austin is one of the best youtubers in the business and has been trailblazing a new genre of gaming video

on top of that, he does it in a way that makes you think about creating art or how we learn and know things or what makes us human

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once again crashing out over Becca Scott

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Meal Train for Davey Family After an arduous process, Emily is having surgery to remove several uterine tumors in March. This has been a major roadblock in trying to start a family and living life. Helping us with meals or gift ...

hi friends, I know many of you are a million miles away but I’ve put together this meal train site from my spouse and I during their surgery. @theemilystu.bsky.social is a champ and so lovely ♥️ ⚓️

thank y’all for being there for us. Feel free to reach out too 🙏

www.mealtrain.com/trains/v2wy4w/

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actually yeah maybe Lemuel had that tboy swag

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my friends and i were watching old highlight videos of dog agility competitions and i think we may have found the single best moment in the history of sports announcing

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ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:

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"a half bottle of Perrier instead of just a sip"

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rewatching the Jenny Nicholson Evermore video to feel connected to my roots (fandom, video essays, Utah County)

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I NEED A DOPAMINE HIT STAT!! ASAP!!!

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asking my husband who just railed me into my next lifetime if he hates me bc he breathed weird

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anyways here is my little creature

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yes yes yes yes

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cosplaying being rich by showing up to the juice bar in boutique leggings, it would be richer if it was after like a facial or spin cycle class and not. physical therapy

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that's horrible I'm so sorry 😭 and so sorry for Sushi that she's feeling so bad 🥺

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you know you're so back into writing when your searches looks like this

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been really into Feel Anything by Nxdia lately

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i can't stop multiclassing into warlock because I love having a problematic relationship with god to work through whatever is wrong with me

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thank you I love it!!!! I'm in my My Little Pony era

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also my therapist asked me about pronouns for the third time today HAHA love that she just wants to be sure 🏳️‍🌈💅🏻

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my current horny is at frankly distressing and unmanageable levels. In case anyone was wondering.

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my current horny is at frankly distressing and unmanageable levels. In case anyone was wondering.

1 year ago 6 1 2 0
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if there's one thing I'm doing it's reconnecting with my mirror selfie roots

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Various Pride Moths: trans, bi, lesbian

Various Pride Moths: trans, bi, lesbian

Buying presents for the polycule like

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painterly semi realistic portrait of the step sisters from Cinderella looking scheming and judgmental. Framed by glass carved filigrees.

painterly semi realistic portrait of the step sisters from Cinderella looking scheming and judgmental. Framed by glass carved filigrees.

Painterly semi realistic of Captain Hook in profile looking sly and framed by his metal hook

Painterly semi realistic of Captain Hook in profile looking sly and framed by his metal hook

Sultry painterly portrait of Jafar from Aladdin looking sexily annoyed, framed by his golden snake staff

Sultry painterly portrait of Jafar from Aladdin looking sexily annoyed, framed by his golden snake staff

I'm sick of this WOKE DEI crap 😤 Disney hired a BISEXUAL to paint its villains and LOOK at what happened 😡

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lately I've been 1. peeping da mountains 2. hanging out with my cat 3. frothing over new bedding and 4. crafting with the fam

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Movies can have sex scenes as long as before the scene the characters turn to the camera and explain that it's all pretend so I don't get nervous

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