they should never have let me into masterball tier

Meta this, meta that- catch this gliscor earthquake into toxic stall you fucking idiots

Soon!!!

flow state legal on friday league legacy on thursday god fucking HATES us

if i ever dont count treetop village I want you to shoot me point blank because I've been replaced

Soon!!!

#trigun

disable+encore is just the "throw'em the brain destroyer" moveset this rules lmao

0 offensive moves sableye might be the funniest pokemon of all time

THAT'S OUR FUCKING GOAT

BABY BOY UNSTOPPABLE

now time to cook up something even *worse*-

made it to masterball tier LMAO

shoutout to dissociating in the game store lmao

Mega Excadrill son
Mega Meganium daughter
Mega Sableye non-binary child

😇🐮

lowkey I don't remember what situations I was putting tauros in this team for so now he's just kinda hanging out till I figure out what I was cooking LMAO

The stoise half of the team is working tho, so. got that going for me

Screenshot of part of a pokemon team: Mega blastoise with Water Spout, Ice Beam, Aura Sphere, Protect. And an intimidate Tauros (Paldean Blaze) with a choice scarf and Flare Blitz, Close Combat, Zen Headbutt, High Horsepower.

"Don't let me cook" applies to pokemon too btw, in case anyone was wondering

yeah but it's the only joke he ever makes so I just make my own at this point lmao

cis boy jess would have acted up around all the cute boys in the baseball uniforms and gotten kicked out just as fast

I can NOT let them find out how I move in the outfield bestie

My opponent, expecting some sort of support/setup mon "hit it with a taunt"

My galarian slowking, staring their whimsicott dead in the eyes: "152+ SpA Sludge Bomb: 257-307% -- guaranteed OHKO"

I love that my vgc team rn is a solid rain team and then a fucking galarian slowking with 4 different guns

cis boy jess would have acted up around all the cute boys in the baseball uniforms and gotten kicked out just as fast

I say that but honestly my mother might still be more annoyed that I didnt grow up go be a pro baseball player LMAO

lemon vinaigrette *checks notes* transgendah

he missed him ma!!

Frog and toad looking at each other and carrying a kite with the words “you’re the frog to my toad”

you’re the frog to my toad :) ❤️

A character taking a selfie in their room, there's a ghost dove and a snake around them. The room is cluttered.

Be Yourself. 🪽

im gonna brute force galarian slowking into every team I have with or without assault vest- go my little Italian slogurk, *kill*