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Moises would have done that.
He much has her net worth increased since aligning with Trump?
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
I don’t want to get crazy with maga matt
Feel like a lot of his homers were dead pull ly
No lies detected
Can Shaw hit now?
Dems 90%+ to win the House IMO
Just a normal American Joe
Best Star Trek Captain
Wrong answer only.
😂
Niiiiiicccoooolaaaa!
👀
This racist fool
Bro
This is everything
The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.
Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.
I work in the alcohol beverage industry and will tell you it’s a big no. We are built different.
“i don’t get my feelings hurt easy” is bold from someone who made their entire personality being a sore loser
also it should be “easily”
Oh cool moved to a different spot in the gym and the game is on here. Awesome
I don’t see it
It’s early yada yada yada but I just don’t see the roster here to go on any sustained winning streaks. @ me when I’m wrong
Gonna be a long year
