No but it's a real problem

You know my nephew took my chee zees and is giving them to me one one?? It's MY chee zees that EYE bought. Tired of being victimized by children.

Cropped screenshot of a receipt for a Tattoo with Britink Tattoos

Next tattoo is gonna chew actually 😌

If Fated Mates has no fans, I am dead

Israel just brought down a full residential apartment block in the Basta area in Beirut without warning, at 4am in the morning. Families sleeping soundly in their beds, to wake as their ceilings collapsed in on them.

This is the US-Israel axis of evil at play

Have you noticed that we're seeing bigger spiders these days? I'm becoming arachnophobic

The Lake House not being available on streaming is why crime cya stop

I will never forgive you all for ruining Scott's tattoo for me

AP cooking already

Jon Batiste has that locs hairstyle in videogames that they said no black man has irl lmfao

Yeah we're so cooked

Yeah I need to get back to my summer numbers

No it's just one of those generic profile things

Yeah I tried the fix and it works

Hmm what's up with the "invalid handle" thing?

Decided I'm going to learn all the South African dances because I'm on a Tyla kick

OK, let the games begin

Not eyeland gyal enough?

everyone says they're a monster fucker but where are all the monster romancers? bro's got eyes where they don't belong and extra arms, have you tried handing them a controller or putting on a cheesy b-movie? do you even know what their favorite food is? like yeah, your soul is tasty but so are tacos

mental health break? you bet it did

You know I'm right

Hmmm

No free speech on bsky???

Remember to turn on your two-factor authentication!!!

"oh but kinky smut readers are not as cultured as i am!!" just because you have a few dusty and probably still unread classics on your shelves doesn't mean you are smarter than people who don't

work on your superiority complex first before buying another penguin classic

Plantain is only good at one stage, and that's when it's *just* ripe. Otherwise? Bin

(Plantain sucks fr)

Terrible name, they need something else

It's this one's version of tweet apparently, I'm not using that