4 Screenshots from the movie "Hot Fuzz" (2007): First, a serious-looking Simon Pegg as police officer Nicholas Angel holds up a badge and ID in a dimly lit room, facing a group out of frame. Second, a man dressed in dark clothing stands by a rain-speckled car at night, looking back with a tense expression. Third, a group of young men gather inside a building; Nicholas Angel stands near the center, speaking seriously through a circular police station glass intercom. Fourth, a red-haired young man with curly hair stands for a mugshot, holding a placard in front of a height chart, flanked by a wall listing tea preferences.

Apr 23rd 2006 - Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) arrived in Sandford. The night before starting his new job he arrested a group of underage drinkers and, unbeknownst to Nicholas, fellow policeman-officer Danny Butterman.

📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007)

hi if we could get some traction that would be so awesome i have $50 after bills and i get paid once before rent and my whole check will only be half. any help would be amazing. take care of yourself first

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Pining while fucking is such a good trope

my gut feeling is mine is a calf tightness issue of some kind

Gavin Newsom looks like he talks at great length to athletes who have just accomplished something historic and would like to celebrate with their loved ones

benches, buses, and bathrooms. they should be everywhere

A black and white dog lying down on top of a knee brace that's been left on the back of a sofa

my knee brace has now been appropriated for unknown purposes

and yes she sleeps on the top edge of the couch cushions like this. they've all been mashed into blobs now. what can you do.

My copy of Resin Punks just came in! What an aesthetically pleasing zine with amazing info, can't wait to read through the rest of it! I just love Garage kits so much 🤩

maggie is mad at me because we had such a short walk where I was steering her around more than usual, and also because she doesn't trust the buzzy noise from the massage pad.

i can't believe i've done this purely to inconvenience her. the nerve

well it was a frustrating and confusing experience for everyone but we made it around the block alive and I have provided dinner for both of us. Knee feels better but I don't trust it, so I'm putting it up on a big pile of pillows with a massage pad for the next while

You did however just remind me that that guy still has my spare keys, thanks

not on short notice and not for zero dollars 💀i was hiring a guy off rover for a while, just weekday afternoons for $11 a pop, but I was like oh I should go back to doing it myself! I need the exercise!

Anyway if I did that 3x a day every day it would be my next biggest monthly expense after rent 😭

man i was in such a "open all the windows and do a bunch of cleaning after work" mood, too. what a rip

the good news is i did just get a new tote bag with POCKETS and a CROSSBODY STRAP for doing errands, if it comes to that! the bad news is i can't fit the dog in there.

<3 i already have the cane and it's adjusted right, to the best of my knowledge, but i'll check again! i got it as a precaution five years ago though and haven't actually had to use it much

yeah i'm hoping it's just a weird cramp and it'll sort itself out quick 🤞i didn't even do anything! i was going to the kitchen for a granola bar and it tightened up out of the blue!

and yes this is going to make a number of other things difficult, but the dog is my most immediate concern, followed by 2) laundry 3) if i mail-order a better knee brace and a shower stool, how will i get the package up the stairs 4) i have library holds i need to pick up by EOD Sunday

well chat something has gone Wrong with my knee out of the blue so i'm excited to figure out how to walk the dog down the stairs and around the block while using a cane. does anyone have any experience with this

#helpsky if you can repost this we are in desperate need of help i tried getting a loan today and nothing was approved we need help paying rent and getting meds/food im so sorry to ask like this again but im working almost every day now and im still in school i just need help

Currently I am in a financial emergency:

During a move my car was broken into (twice) losing 95% of everything I own

Essentially now I have no money and need to raise hundreds in order to have a place to sleep.

If you or anyone you know would be willing to offer aid, my Venmo is @CovertMuffin

3 Screenshots from the movie "Minority Report" (2002): First, a futuristic emblem with the text “Department of Precrime” is displayed on a digital screen with the subtitle, "Imagine a world without murder." Second, a statue of three figures huddled together representing the Pre-Cognitives stands in front of a building as the subtitle reads, "But instead of one miracle, we were given three: The Pre-Cognitives." Third, an interior shot of a high-tech facility shows large digital displays promoting Precrime with the subtitle, "On Tuesday, April 22, vote 'yes' on the National Precrime Initiative."

Apr 22nd 2054 - After a successful 6 year trial in Washington D.C., a vote will take place on taking the Precrime Initiative national. IRL: Apr 22nd 2054 is a Wednesday, not a Tuesday 🤦

📽️📅 Minority Report (2002)

im sorry to ask for help here but i dont have a choice. i just had to pay all of our bills for the month. we have nothing for rent. my fiance is between jobs. they start soon. im working 6 days a week. im sorry. if you can help please consider

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I just realized that next year the Ray Wars will have gone on as long as the Thirty Years’ War

I’m going to lie down now

INSANITY MELEE ONLY IN 3:19:35!!! I was the first person to achieve this without infinite durability, but now I've taken it even further with a full speedrun category. It's INCREDIBLY difficult, and there are exceptions where you need to use a gun, but I'm really happy with this.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Rahm could switch to have the exact same opinions on me on every single topic and I wouldn’t vote for him because he covered up a murder.

nah, people are gonna see people wearing "satirical" infowars merch and take it at face value and whoever wears it in public is just gonna look like a dick.

it's like people who wear parody maga hats. no one is getting close enough to them to see the clever little joke they think they're making

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