At least my first lady didn't turn on me. Mind you, I did push her down a well before she could.

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You know that thing where your keep unexpectedly, rightfully explodes after too much wildfire? Yeah...

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Wow. At least Daenerys was completely sincere in her desire to destroy me.

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#HappyEaster May your eggs grow into huge dragons and burn down your house with you in it so you can't play the game of thrones anymore either.

At least I never lied. I was openly homicidal."

There are Aegon's everywhere. Aegoning forever. Oh, the Ageony. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #HouseOfTheDragon

At least I owned most of my evil deeds and didn't blame others.

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When you unexpectedly get diagnosed with another anxiety related illness to go with an already growing list.

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Seeing someone you know on #BlueSky

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I would like to personally remind all of you that I'm the one who actively tried to kill her son's wife, not #VictoriaBeckham
That Tommen never had to get a bus by himself, and I didn't upstage him at his wedding. Also, what is a bus, anyway? Sounds both unpopular and unpleasant. #BeckhamFamilyFeud

Damn you fatigue! I missed #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms How's Dunk the Lunk, doing?

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So, I'm assuming we're all hyped for Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? I know, I am.

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When the sound unexpectedly comes through the controller that you forgot to turn down. Loudest boing I've ever heard in my life.

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Happy New Year everyone!

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It made me play Astro Bot.

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I caved and got a #PS5 for Christmas. Currently watching Cutthroat Island while it updates. Geena Davis is a hot, clever, lady pirate following a map made from her father's scalp skin. Seriously, she is. My favourite guilty pleasure movie.

Benny says hello.

Thank you for all your kind words. Lucky's time was brief, filled with joy and the beautiful boy was very loved. Because my heart is open, there was space for another. So, this is Benny. Who immediately made eye contact and stared at me until I chose him.

My sweet boy, my Lucky, passed away after a brief illness.

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In the books, I'm still alive and Daenerys might be bleeding to death

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This is accurate representation of me still being ill.

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I tell you what, dismantling an old birdcage you forgotten you'd put in storage is a great way to get out frustration.

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Loud noises hurt my ears and yet I can't hear them loud enough to do so. Stupid infection.

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Urgh.

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Me, bored, on antibiotics.

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Meanwhile, in Lannisport

Wow. I've not heard so much needless praise since my fat oaf got himself out of bed every morning.

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#DianeKeaton

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Teaser Trailer | Sky YouTube video by Sky TV

Might have fallen in love with this trailer. Not even sorry. #KnightoftheSevenKingdoms www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvoT...

Dunk looks like such a lovely ride.