trade offer meme A TRADE OFFERA i receive: good girl you're doing such a good job i'm so proud of you you receive: multiple orgasms and breakfast

hmm do i need to play marathon?

Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons on stage, 1985.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

if they'd just listened to ripley it would have literally all been fine. believe women

“not to be corny but” no PLEASE be corny. tell me everything baby

i love gargoyles

stupid website im tryin to flirt and expel the demons from my brain and all you can say is "server issues?"

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

honk shoo on that thing

i just noticed your gargoyles animated series pfp. hello

just a perfectly made movie it truly amazes me every single time

picture of my tv playing the movie alien

wait maybe white so it's easier to match my lil pixie fits

making myself smoke a whole carton of cigs every time i yearn

when I move you move (we poop in sync)

a video titled “we need to impregnate the president”

oh you already know im making tulip mead out of the tulip honey i make in my lil tulip house ive got a false tulip wall that opens to a huge tulip distillery. i singlehandedly supply the enchanted forest with drink through my elaborate tulip tunnels. i will tulip die before I tulip go to jail

light light pink!

if they hadn't airbrushed sigourney's bush alien would be a legitimately flawless movie

movie poster for the original alien (1979)

now watching: the only film to ever receive the official mandate of heaven

a little tulip pixie doing tulip crafts and making tulip honey

correct

should i watch alien

☺️

i have before and i will again

gogo juice initiate

promise?

it's really upsetting

tulip pls