You need some serious psychological help. Good news. They'll offer that to you while you're in prison

The baby birds finally flew away and now the baby bunnies show up in my yard.

Did you ever fart so loud that the robins who took over your front porch all turned around to see where that noise came from? No? Just me???

Not to worry. You have a lot on your plate. I just have lots of somewhat humorous chaos... Lol

It's becoming next to impossible to water my plants thanks to the robin's nest under my awning.

On the plus side the stove is fine. The plug got bent when the fridge got moved when the new doors were getting installed. $1,000 saved

Murphy needs a kick in the a**. . 😆

Hemorrhaging money on home projects and now my stove dies. . .Seriously???

Frozen custard is some of the best ice cream you'll ever eat. More egg yolks and slower churning so there's less air. Very dense with lots of flavor.

Ifkyk. . 🤤🤤🤤

It was a good soaker and not destructive in my area. 👍

Is anyone complaining about Kershaw being a "Legend" pick? Why not?

Just a helluva thunderstorm rolling through tonight. . Lol

Looks like it's time to batten down the hatches. Big storm coming

Good morning everyone. Have a great day and don't forget to look at the positives in your life. It's probably pretty good. ❤️☕️🍩

Andrew "f'ing" Vaughn!!!!!!

The people of America think the same thing

Good morning everyone! Last day of this oppressive heat. I hope you all made it through unscathed. Check on your neighbors to make sure they did as well. ❤️🥵☕️

18 holes of golf today was not the best idea. Played like crap. Completely drained. 🔥🥵

This will not make the world safer

The Miz is starting game number 2 in his career. This kid will throw at least 1 no-hitter in his time with the Brewers. I said what I said.

Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra. Some of the phones have cameras that are off the chain.

Nice hot day to be working on a deck. . Smh

Car wash!!

Until they arrest Noem or Trump for contempt, nothing will change

This might be the dumbest thing I'll ever read. That's saying something given the state of politics today.

Golf is dumb. Why do I do this?

PSA announcement:
When making scalloped potatoes with ham, make sure to take the f***ing ham out of the freezer in the morning. 🤬

The project is taking on a life of its own. I'm up to $6,000+ because of the uniqueness of my house. Cinder block construction built during WWII

#Taco iykyk