Fuck your ass hole!!!!

i once ate an earthworm for a five pound bet in high school but never got given the fiver.... -->mug.

Special greets to:
Dilek (call me or write to me!),
Ipek (where in Istanbul are you?),
Regina (you're a funny gal!)

HACK THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK!
WE HAVE THE ADDRESSES OF MANY HACKERS AND THEY WILL BE PAST ONTO THE AUTHORITIES IF THIS GAME GETS HACKED!!
HI TO MEDWAY BOYS.
YOU ARE TOP OF OUR LIST!!

You are obviously lacking in a few brain cells & will put a weeks work into cracking this for what? SOD ALL, thats what. Well if you do manage to crack it send me a copy

FABRICE RODET, THANKS TO HIM FOR PROGRAMMING THE BOSSES

Happy Birthday to my wife Eileen on 8th August 1987
Another great game from Martech!!!
Coming soon THE ARMAGEDDON Man
from Martech

If you can't crack this game then you are lamer than lame..

Late Night! Where else could you get a stale piece of pizza for $3.50 or a bottle of Snapple for $1.75 or stomach-twisting nachos for $2.50?

Crackers and Ascii modifiers: don't stuff around with this game and. definately don't spread it around Australia.

This game is nothing but a bonus. You're lucky just to be able to play it. How nice for you!! That means that Micro Cabin won't be answering any questions about it, over the phone or otherwise.

Mary had a little lamb, she threw it in the sky,
it landed in a butchers shop and now its in a pie.....!
(I thang-you-very-much-an-gunite).

ECHT AETZEND YOU WOULD SAY ...
SOMETIMES I WORKED MORE THEN 14 HOURS A DAY, ONLY INTERRUPTED BY ESSENTIAL THINGS LIKE FOOD,COKE AND MTV.

To make cornering fun, we narrowed the courses slightly, and added elements such as shifting center-of-gravity and power-sliding.

Teenagers on television news reports expressing their opinions on something. If your under 18 I don't give a sh1t about what you have to say...

// This is my first attempt at a script so BACK OFF!! :)
// Virtue is it's own punishment.

Oh fuck this, I'm off... Well, goodbye, I hope you like the game as much as I... enjoyed typing this text, and have a nice life.

Hey! I've just been mugged! Some b**tard came up behind me when I was coming home from a club last night and hit me over the head bloody hard with something - I don't know what, I was do busy being knocked unconcious.

And now to some-thing more important: How to cheat this game!
The entry to the secret world is hidden in one of the BONUS levels.

I always liked it if I found something special in the game data, not part of the game itself, so I made this text (some other devs put there photos of their pets but we are pretty memory-limtited).

This is Wayne (of WJS Design)

JONTY HERE : ...I AM WRITING THIS AT 4AM ON KEEPERS LAST DAY. I LOOK AROUND THE OFFICE AND ALL I SEE ARE THE TIRED PALE FACES OF THE KEEPER TEAM.

WALT DISNEY
Mickey & Minnie
1994 CAPCOM JAPAN
Programed by Masatsugu Shinohara
Birth Day 1967 3 26

GO AWAY, HACKER!!!

Blessed are the large, hairy programmers...
For they shall bonk erotic persons...
I hope!

To my wife Daisy and my son Jonathan From Choi Andrew 1982

All I ask is a tall sheep and a star to steer her by

Dearest Cathy, The day we met was the begining of the happiest time of my life. It is with love and humility that I thank you for being you.

STOP IT =NOW=, OK! You will gain *NOTHING* from breaking this protection, but I guess you're too fucking ignorant, narrow-minded or maybe even too stupid to understand that.

Baz - Ok so when are we gonna see your first game? , Im fed up asking you to send some of your new work so I wont ask it here!